Joey

don't get mad, get even

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

Saw someone joke about how Max Duggan looks like Pirate Steve from "Dodgeball" and now I can't unsee it.

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Mexico police using regular guns and somehow the cartel got Destiny 2 weapons and shit

Mf pulled out a Spartan Laser from Halo on the cops

[E @ElijahSchaffer]

You asked for $25 minimum wage

You get: First fully automated McDonalds in Texas

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

Sam “luggage stealer” Brinton’s mugshot just dropped

Every 100 RTs, I’ll make his face smaller

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

@Alyssa_Milano Wait until you learn about the history of Volkswagen. 😂

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Somebody said they’re gonna CANCEL me after doing SNL with Dave Chappelle.. LOL! These MFs have been trying to Cancel me for over 30yrs!

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

CoD will never be great again because no matter how good the actual game is, everyone who plays now wants to be the next pro player and every lobby is full of retards with scuf controllers they bought with their mom's credit card while she was asleep. Nobody is casual anymore

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Well, you can be on the side that eats the Bible and castrates children, or you can be on literally any side but that one. Your choice, America.

[Barstool NOLA @BarstoolNOLA]

“I told you, we’re gonna watch Taysom Hill run QB power and then you can go”

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

You did it, guys. You saved the earth.

[Dylan @Dylwiddit]

The 2nd one is Ruth Langmore

[Terrence K. Williams @w_terrence]

I can’t breathe right now

Who wore it better?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

For Twitter to deserve public trust, it must be politically neutral, which effectively means upsetting the far right and the far left equally