Joey Suba

“Mild chicken tenders and scary movies, those are things I just don’t do.”

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MIKE BUSCH!

#W

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That was a bad spot to send up Mo. 2 outs, now he’s the Manfred man. He’s not running, especially if we’re losing, so you have to send in Dansby to run. So now Dansby can’t go in for defense at all, unless we want to lose the DH, to which then we won’t have a PH

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“This was the PCA that was promised.”

- My hot wife

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WE HAVE ONE GOOD PLAYER AND HIS NAME IS BIG MEAT PETE

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Jacob Webb is going to make a contender very happy this fall

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Marque went loud with the outro music after that Bregman K so we couldn’t hear the boos. As long as he hears them.

19 RBI on June 6th. Pathetic

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Nico fails to come thru again…

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PETE

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He honestly pulled Brown at 87 pitches and went to the bullpen because the computer said so and immediately a HR given up. Counsell is absolute trash

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Thank God Owen Caissie has been kind of mid, because oh boy this is looking like another terrible trade

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Who in the hell is Tyler Ferguson and how long was he on the Major League roster?

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Today's roster moves presented by @NuveenInv:

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@sullyengels They won’t do it until someone relevant gets hurt

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@AlcantaraFala29 Those words definitely formed a tweet to be sent

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I’m obviously very happy we won, but it would have been apropos if we lost because Kevin Alcantara got thrown out at home because his helmet covered his eyes and he couldn’t find home plate

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OH MY GOODNESS WE ARE SO BACK

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That’s SO fucking bad, Nico

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He’s trying everything. Except benching a guy hitting .178

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Game three vs. the Athletics.

Watch the game live on @WatchMarquee.

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@travestyy And several more years of torture (Dansby, Bregman)

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Curveball right down the middle. Stay hot Dans!

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Maybe Colin Rea can pitch again tomorrow. Surely that’s why Craig took him out in the 6th with 69 pitches. Is that was the iPad said to do? ZERO reason to use SEVEN relievers tonight. That was a Rea to Webb/Hoby to Palencia bed and I’m asleep before 10pm. Keep pissing away wins

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Really looking forward to Nico failing to move the runner to 3rd, Pete flying out to the warning track and then Breggy striking out on a curveball in the dirt