Joey Sweeney

Garnet Valley '14 PSU '18 | AKΨ

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

Oh my god Arcia is RATTLED

[Life of a Philly Fan @PhillyFanLife]

Snitker to Acuña after clinching the NL East at CBP:

“You’re gonna get to play in the World Series this time.”

[Joey Sweeney @JoeySweeney5]

@usmntonly GGG out

[Joey Sweeney @JoeySweeney5]

@Daniel_Rapaport This is a bad take

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

Well what do we have here.

[Phillies Muse @Phillies_Muse]

Cardinals season is over, roll credits

[Chaps @UncleChaps]

After @stoolpresidente breaks down why Roe potentially being overturned is nonsensical and archaic, @EddieBarstool gives a masterclass in pivoting to a new subject.

[Hoops Reference @HoopsReference]

Raptors fans be like “Take away Embiids free throws and he cant score”

[Joey Sweeney @JoeySweeney5]

@notnatitude That's putting it lightly Roland

[Joey Sweeney @JoeySweeney5]

@notnatitude @JClarkNBCS Got a weird definition of "average"

[Joey Sweeney @JoeySweeney5]

@notnatitude Tornado? Never heard of it

[Joey Sweeney @JoeySweeney5]

@ThatDudeDarsh @Philly4fo4 @Ike58Reese Whoopdy doo

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Top 5 best feelings excluding sex (which I’ve heard is great):

1. Your team winning a big game
2. First beer on vacation
3. Getting into bed after long day
4. Waking up to realize you have hours until alarm goes off
5. Backyard pee after having a few

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

Sports Media in a nutshell... 🤦🏻‍♂️

#Eagles

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Where were these Metal Gear Solid, GI Joe Snake Eyes motherfuckers today?

[Robbie Fox @RobbieBarstool]

How sick would it be if Batman showed up rn

[Chelsa Messinger @ChelsaMessinger]

“So what college basketball games do we like today??”

[Kristen Rodgers @KristenERodgers]

“Could you imagine today if those were all black people storming the capital and what would have happened?”

Doc Rivers with a powerful reminder in his pregame presser. Says that “democracy will prevail.”

[Joey Sweeney @JoeySweeney5]

@notnatitude @dunner08 @DelcoCapper @cw6695 @johnnyc_5 @GoDeepDiver @mattymaul_10 @joeflaccid When you crawl out from behind ur burner account I'll show you how to pinseek