Joey Jetpack ⚡️

vocals : @twmfband guitar / / writing : @spawn_band

[Joey Jetpack ⚡️ @JoeyTWMF]

As a child, my mom thought YuGiOh! cards were too “dark” to play with so I would take paper plates and cut them up and make my own YuGiOh! cards with Jesus on them as the monster and would give him hella high AP/DP to ease my moms troubled mind.

[The Wise Man's Fear @twmfband]

⚔️ SHOWS ARE APPROACHING

🏹 Advents joins us on select dates

🛡️ Traversing to some new places this time.

📜 TWMF brings the battle to these states this summer :
Texas
Florida
Georgia
Louisiana
North Carolina
Tennessee
Ohio
Indiana
Illinois

🏰 Where will we see you??

[The Wise Man's Fear @twmfband]

🛡️ INDIANA. ILLINOIS. OHIO. TENNESSEE. GEORGIA. NORTH CAROLINA. FLORIDA. LOUISIANA. TEXAS.
⚔️ WE ARE COMING FOR YOU THIS SUMMER.
🎟️ PRESALES AVL NOW

[Joey Jetpack ⚡️ @JoeyTWMF]

@elonmusk girls FTW !! 😝🤘

[Joey Jetpack ⚡️ @JoeyTWMF]

https://t.co/scuEafXFQh

[The Wise Man's Fear @twmfband]

🛡️ Some exclusive happenings on this upcoming tour . . . 🛡️

-Playing an unreleased song nightly ✅
-Tour exclusive variants of Valley of Kings on vinyl (FCFS) ✅
-Multiple tour exclusive color variants of merch from previous drops ✅
-Medieval Pit Pileups ✅
-Whimsy ✅

[The Wise Man's Fear @twmfband]

🍁FALL DATES 🍁

Can’t wait to be on the road again. We’ll see you soon ⚔️🛡️⚔️

[The Wise Man's Fear @twmfband]

‼️ INDIANAPOLIS : OCTOBER 8 ‼️

Tickets for Indy & all other fall tour dates available @ https://t.co/QjdqJqzFMa

[Joey Jetpack ⚡️ @JoeyTWMF]

I’m still not over the fact we are in a timeline where Adam Friedland is unironically a badass / recognized up and coming interviewer & Stavvy is starring in movies & sitting next to A listers on talk shows. Nick Mullen up next frfr 💯 love seeing my best friends succeed

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

Our boy’s a star.

[Rachel Zader @RachelZader]

Elon's drug test is suspicious, and I'll tell you why.
I review lab UAs on a daily basis at work, and there are some unusual things about it:

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

The Adam Friedland Show - Sarah Jessica Parker

Goes live at 6pm est

https://t.co/BG594BA3Np

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

I’m watching the debate

[Power Beast @powerbeastt]

7. Steve Irwin delivers 30 of the most passionate seconds ever caught on camera

[Joey Jetpack ⚡️ @JoeyTWMF]

man I thought this was tankie propaganda 💀 wild times friends

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Simply put: WE WILL FIND YOU—AND WE WILL KILL YOU.

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

rip

[Joey Jetpack ⚡️ @JoeyTWMF]

@VitamiinP LFGGG DUDE, BIG MOVES ‼️
talk to em ⚔️

[The Wise Man's Fear @twmfband]

DOING SOME SHOWS THIS SPRING WITH @drivewaysband SoftSpoken & @cohen_noise ⚔️

[The Wise Man's Fear @twmfband]

HONORED TO BE ON THE LIST.
VOTE FOR YA BOYS ⚔️

[Joey Jetpack ⚡️ @JoeyTWMF]

She break my bad til my Walt whites

[Joey Jetpack ⚡️ @JoeyTWMF]

5 HOURS ‼️

[The Wise Man's Fear @twmfband]

LMTD HALLOWEEN MERCH CAPSULE DROPPING TOMORROW @ 12PM EST ‼️

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

If they figure out a way to put fentanyl in the Garfield comics yall might lose me

[The Wise Man's Fear @twmfband]

The cool thing about being in a self described fantasycore band; we sort of exist in our own little sanctioned corner of the metal music world. We are unaffected by what other bands are doing, who had a fallout on X with who, etc.
it’s just knights in armor here bro. ⚔️