Joey Winson

Mover arounder of stuff in Sheffield Uni, former journalist, word sequencer, odd bit of radio and award-winning PR geez. Plus wildly erratic 6-a-side goalie.

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Piastri be like...

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Live from 1455, making my debut on matchday commentary for Belper Town Vs Boldmere St Michael's.

https://t.co/PBV8Lno0Nj

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We're witnessing true greatness. What a wonderful fighter we're blessed to watch.

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@pipterino https://t.co/xOlcPTYwTe

Cover this then Will... or GTFO.

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@defn0tlala Ooh, the pizza's here, will someone let him in please? 
We didn't order chicken. Not a problem, we'll pick it out.
I doubt they meant to mess us about.
After all, we're all adults, not louts.

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@Heatonstan @NorthernPremLge Chuffed to bits for you staying up. The welcome we had as @BelperTownFC fans the first match of the season was quality, stuff like that is not forgotten.

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@stusfootyflash @Maplo16 Used to do the Derby Telegraph "Sporting Green" reports for @BelperTownFC back in the day. You were rung up every 20 mins or so for a few sentences by a copywriter. Bloody nightmare if the reception was crap as you'd be pacing round a ground trying to get bars on your phone.

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What an absolutely bloody wonderful night that was @antonyszmierek at @Leadmill I mean, it was always going to be good... but it was sodding fantastic.

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@RuddyNuisance @thecultraspod @fionnviteza @JamesAllen27 @mikestan87 "This unit has been purposely built to house my plasma television. Polished wood finish, which is a nice touch."

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Tonight LIVE at 9, WorldWideWinson on YouTube. A Trip Into Televangelism.

It seems somewhat of a niche interest, especially for someone from the UK, however this stream focuses on my fascination with American TV faith healers.

TRAILER: https://t.co/DN6VxdYGgA

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@LD5931895015311 @ChrisRe43862970 @stusfootyflash "Done him at the near post hasn't he?"
"Done him at the near post, over the top of him."

"Now then... now then... now this is a test, isn't it?"
"It's a real test."
"This is a real, real test."

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@cm9798 If you're playing Dutch or Belgian second tier, you have to sign ex Bradford striker Erik Regtop. Total one-season wonder, but will get you around 35-40 goals in it. No use in the top flight so just transfer list him at the end of the season.

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@stusfootyflash Fantastic use of The Sun Always Shines On Tv by A-Ha n'all.

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@FootballCliches

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@samhuxley @stusfootyflash Europe having its own separate square to pick the teams! Could never get my head around an official World Cup game not having the right teams in it n'all. No chance of replaying Ireland vs Romania's classic shootout as both nations were not included.

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@stusfootyflash Thought I was the only one! Actually despised the game
apart from that. Bar the addictively crap Tecmo World Cup games, I hated football games with no fouls. Also, no football has ever sounded like "bluwoghhghh" when kicked, unless it's probably burst.

GOAAAARRRRGH!

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Guardian crossword the other day had "Hirsute figure in Genesis." Four letters. Esau it was. I put Mike, as in Mike Rutherford. F***ed it.

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@ItsJohnRain Smell Of is on NOW TV, don't think it's been on there that long.

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@Matt_TS @hansmollman The f***ing toilet you have to literally strap yourself into. You have to do a work out on those resistance machines each day to not be a blancmange when you get back to Earth... but NO shower after cos of yer anti-gravity and water not getting on. All that, for MONTHS. Nah.