Joe Beaton

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Unreal career for Scott Hartnell. One of the greatest muck and grind players. Net crashing and banging it up in the corners. A complete refrigeration unit. Especially in playoffs. Year in year out posting triple digit PIMS and tucking 25 or 30 is so beauty. Not a big deal.

[Strombone @strombone1]

Scott Foster stops that while filing his client’s tax returns https://t.co/DwmMP1lrzi

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Ryan Donato comes straight out of Math 301 with a Jansport backpack and walks into TD Garden 302 with Gucci luggage and gets 15 points for 1st star of the game. Too easy for him. Hearing that the first time he ever parallel parked was between two hummers during rush hour traffic

[Chris Paul @CP3]

C'mon @jharden13...get ya moms!! 🤦🏾‍♂️😂🤷🏾‍♂️

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

We're definitely proud! But not as proud as @CanadiensMTL are of how many championships they won when there were only 6 teams in the league🙄 https://t.co/FaK14I2XLz

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Yo I make movies about food fucking and I feel my job is too important to take a 17 day vacation.

[Patty Bombs @PatriickDoyle]

Michael Phelps definitely woke up fried as fuck one day, called discovery channel, and said im tryna race a shark what's good

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When the squad goes on a road trip https://t.co/InTv9isW2V

[Strombone @strombone1]

@GoldenKnights @FlaPanthers Hmmmmmmm such a tough choice man..........

[Joe Beaton @Joeybatss9]

@Emilylargesse Must be the alcohol

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Just updated my resumé with this quote https://t.co/1JB2UpVJUw

[Ice Cube @icecube]

Fuck tha police coming straight from the underground, a young Nigga got it bad cause I'm brown. https://t.co/IjzFjtFEC6

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Y'all don't understand how hard I'm laughing at this shit, wild corn dogs bruh 😭😭😭💀

[Randomguy @Hockeyfan1015]

@DanyAllStar15

[Racial Draft @TheRaceDraft]

Never forget https://t.co/DuyN3s7NlN

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

WOW the oilers tuck in another BINGO like a veteran mailman slipping mail in the box the orange crush wave is gnarly surfs up in sex town

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Xanax will now have stories in 2017!

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

YO WTF IS THIS SHIT

[NHL @NHL]

NEWS: Brad Marchand leads the National Hockey League with 36 goals. https://t.co/wq9aVGd8o7

[Dan O'Toole @dangotoole]

Working on resume:
•sports talker abouter
•gas station attendant
•car washer
•farmer
Crap. I need a better resume. #onetweetaday2017