J__nne D_rk

I like to think that everyone wants to hear what I've got to say. They don't. Thats why we have twitter :)

[BBC Sport Merseyside @bbcmerseysport]

🏆 A very special rendition of You’ll Never Walk Alone

#️⃣ #LFC #LFCChampions #YNWA

[J__nne D_rk @Joeydark]

@RoyalMailHelp item delivered today. Photo is not of my door or any door on my street. No help through tracking assistant. Can you help? I can't go walking the streets to see who it's been delivered to!!!

[J__nne D_rk @Joeydark]

This thread is everything 💔

[shitscaredmum @shitscaredmum]

So many reviews of 2023 on TV & in papers with lists of famous people who died this year. If you lost someone, like us, you half expect to see them included - but they only count celebrities. So why don't we start a thread of those we loved & lost this year.
#NewYearsGrieve 1/

[J__nne D_rk @Joeydark]

@NckDrk Ugh

[J__nne D_rk @Joeydark]

A completely innocent man has just followed me closely into the underpass, then passed me. Like I said, innocent, but it still scares the crap out of me. Guys, this is our 'roman empire' or whatever 🤷🏻‍♀️

[J__nne D_rk @Joeydark]

Darker nights are drawing in, and as a woman who walks to and from work alone, I feel like it's worth bringing attention to this again. I https://t.co/Xiki8XFyeR via @MetroUK

[J__nne D_rk @Joeydark]

@alexlloydjourno 4 days here and feeling it. Don't think I could do another week!

[J__nne D_rk @Joeydark]

@NckDrk Charlie's friend lives 2 doors down from us and his mum called the other day to ask if his brother could come get their ball back. Based on the size of the garden between our houses, I'd say he definitely booted it 😂

[J__nne D_rk @Joeydark]

Do you know what would be a great idea for a business? Someone who comes round and does your kid's school reading homework after, coz honestly I'm at my wit's end. It's not the can't do it, it's just the downright refusal and pantomime we go through to read 10 bloody words 😭😭😭

[J__nne D_rk @Joeydark]

@NckDrk Yes! I think I saw it on her stories, very jealous!

[J__nne D_rk @Joeydark]

I often wish I went to more gigs but it was always just never finding the time. Now I'm rewatching Lizzo slay last night at Glastonbury but I'm getting anxiety just looking at the crowd and the sheer amount of ppl. In this heat 🥵 I'm done. I'm old.

[J__nne D_rk @Joeydark]

My MVP of the season #VanderpumpRules #OBSESSED

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

When people say 'live life to the full' they're usually telling you to go on adventures, to say yes to opportunities and to embrace new experiences. But I do think that living life to the full can also mean watching the darts with a cup of tea while the cat sits on your lap.

[J__nne D_rk @Joeydark]

This 👇

Not all superheros wear capes.

But she should wear one, all the damn time!

[Holly Cameron @_hollycameron]

I was asked recently who my hero is & I replied ⁦@Joeli_Brearley⁩. Here’s just one example why. The work she’s led with the ⁦@PregnantScrewed⁩ team has been incredible in changing so many women’s lives for the better! 👏 https://t.co/g8yi07osR6

[J__nne D_rk @Joeydark]

@alexlloydjourno Yes, agreed cautious, but pleased that they've actually listened! I'll get a bit of extra help when Amelia turns two now, but it feels like such a long wait in the mean time

[J__nne D_rk @Joeydark]

Time for my weekly anxiety attack...

[J__nne D_rk @Joeydark]

I don't "dump" my kids onto someone else just so I can go off and enjoy myself, I do it so I can work and provide for them (I mean, enjoying a hot coffee three days a week also helps)

[J__nne D_rk @Joeydark]

I think if I met @Joeli_Brearley in person my fangirling would be out of control 🤣

Upsetting but not surprising to see some of the replies to this tweet tho. We need to start looking at childcare as early years education and not babysitting! I

[LBC @LBC]

'I informed my employer I was pregnant and then the next day they sacked me by voicemail.'

Pregnant Then Screwed founder @Joeli_Brearley says 'no sector is immune' from maternity discrimination.

@Andrewcastle

[J__nne D_rk @Joeydark]

#TheLastOfUs

[Matt Simpson @MattSimpson__]

BREAKING: a large fire has started in a building in Poole. Here it the view from Ringwood Road @Bournemouthecho