Joey Los Rocks

I'm just an awesome 8 year old

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Joey "Dan Schneider is Nora's favorite person"
Nora "shut up"
Joey "it's true!"

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Everyone get loose and funky for 2018!

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Maggie: "Joey, you look so cute"
**gives hug**
Joey: "Ahh!!! Don't touch my slick hair!!"

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Christmas concert practice!

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"Guess what! I got a present from nature! It's supposed to snow tomorrow!"

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Friend says "Joey what's it like living with 4 girls?"
Me: it's actually a pretty hard life!

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"Hey mom, did you know that mother sharks eat their pups? That would be like you eating one of us"

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Mags: ya just park here on the left it will be really close!
Me: *whispers* I don't think we should trust her...

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*sees Maggie's crinkled monopoly money* "did you bite your money? You must be a hungry girl"

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nora: in third grade you visit Chicago!
joey: yeah, you get to see the Eiffel Tower
bitsy: that's in Paris joey!!
joey: ohh, whatever!!!

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Me: "It would be so fun to be playing at the park in the rain right now"
Col:"ya with some nice rain boots and a rain coat"
Me: "Nope naked"

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Florida was the bomb

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Abby: I love alliterations!
Joey: I LOVE VIOLENCE.

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*watching stick it*
abby: I saw stick it when I was ten years old
nora: well it came out when I was 3
joey: well I was dead

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First bball game yesterday! You should see the other guy! #ruthless

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The p is silent in "Disney"

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@hannamarie____ : joey, your a good dancer, would you dance for money?? joey: how much money?

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Cousin: Joey why don't you have school tomorrow?
Me: because I'm awesome!

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Random 6th grade balloon girl walks in and asks if I want a balloon. I of course asked for Spider-Man!