Joe The Cook

Cooking and Eating #FBPE

[Joe The Cook @JoeysLeeds]

@fesshole Why though? You like half your street’s bins left un-emptied? Self defeating at best, moronic at worst….

[Joe The Cook @JoeysLeeds]

@anon_opin How about you try jam instead..? Bananas should not be anywhere near a slice of toast FFS

[Joe The Cook @JoeysLeeds]

@anon_opin No they shouldn’t. Makes the game more technical and more interesting as more shots are missable. Banning them would mean the breaks are much lower and frames would be scrappy. Terrible idea

[Joe The Cook @JoeysLeeds]

@fesshole Not exactly Sommersby is it?

[Joe The Cook @JoeysLeeds]

@fesshole This fess is pitaful

[Joe The Cook @JoeysLeeds]

@fesshole ….so many questions

[Joe The Cook @JoeysLeeds]

@fesshole People going into meltdown about this. So what? Good for you…fuck the haters, they’re just jealous coz they ain’t getting banged properly

[Joe The Cook @JoeysLeeds]

@fesshole It’s the senior management team you need to watch out for. Cunning, conniving, deceitful evil bastards who will show no mercy…

[Joe The Cook @JoeysLeeds]

@fesshole I feel the term ‘a few organs’ is a bit loose. What are we talking here, brains, skin, gonads? Or just the more conventional liver, kidneys heart etc? As for serving that shit with rice, that’s half fucked up, half genius….might try it

[Joe The Cook @JoeysLeeds]

@fesshole This is the very definition of ‘fuck around and find out…’

[Joe The Cook @JoeysLeeds]

@fesshole Love thy neighbour

[Joe The Cook @JoeysLeeds]

@fesshole There is no way the person who wrote this lives north of the Watford Gap. If you ordered a butty with olive oil in Leeds you’d get chinned. Gentrification is real folks….

[Joe The Cook @JoeysLeeds]

@fesshole Depends what it is. If for instance it’s Rose West I’d say it’s ok…

[Joe The Cook @JoeysLeeds]

@WorldFamousHot1 The first half didn’t work so we took a full one an hour later, then….BOOM!💥

[Joe The Cook @JoeysLeeds]

@ScepticalSista @fesshole I’m 5 foot 9 and a half thank you very much

[Joe The Cook @JoeysLeeds]

@fesshole My son did the same here at our house. Bastard cost me £150 to get it fixed

[Joe The Cook @JoeysLeeds]

@fesshole Gnaw way!

[Joe The Cook @JoeysLeeds]

@fesshole Rich cunt

[Joe The Cook @JoeysLeeds]

@fesshole Definitely a secret Man U fan then

[Joe The Cook @JoeysLeeds]

@fesshole Please tell me doctors don’t have one night stands…!