joey

do my thing, I'm pullin' strings like Tom Morello!

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

We are no longer trying to sway the nonbelievers.

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

It's crackin in Taiwan, but I'm gettin a massage and this lady put this Hot ass oil on my back sooo I'm about to fart..#GetBack

[JT @Jtaylor0_3]

It’s Matt Reeves’ time boy save that for the weekend

[Matt Reeves @mattreevesLA]

In a Gotham state of mind... Welcome. 🦇🦇

[the man formerly known as indeed @punishedindeed]

imagine smoking baby yoda like a brisket and covering him in sauces and seasonings

[joey @Joeyw98]

Please fucking quit or crashout on tko @TripleH this shit fucking sucks

[Triple H @TripleH]

The whole world is watching….
@WWEUsos and @RealLAKnight vs. @LoganPaul, @_Theory1 and @ishowspeedsui is OFFICIAL for #WrestleMania.

[joey @Joeyw98]

IM YOUR HUCKLEBERRY SIR @CMPunk

[#WeWantCody @WeWantCody_]

oh my god it’s happening

[joey @Joeyw98]

@jspytek42 pls

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN sources: Giants All-Pro defensive tackle Dexter Lawrence has requested a trade and he will not be participating in the team’s off-season workout program that opens Tuesday.

Lawrence and the Giants have been through two off seasons attempting to negotiate a contract reflecting his value to the Giants over the last three years, but there has not been any progress, per sources.

[Dadrian🧀 @KingDay__]

Nigga averaging 8 points a game over here worried about what gay people do with their free time. He worried about the wrong balls.

[👎🏾 @01Camron]

Christians “persecuted” gimmick every time they’re forced to face the consequences of being retarded

[chris @ATR3lDES]

they should’ve never showed me that dune messiah trailer now im going to be insufferable until December

[Wild Clips @JCFights]

It’s always the low-quality videos that are the funniest 😂

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

i get high and come to work and still outperform people that are dead sober

[Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt]

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

[joey @Joeyw98]

This exposes who actually listens to led zeppelin bc they are for sure rock greats but they also stole hella shit and have been sued and have admitted to stealing already so any denying of that is cope

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

I think of all the big right wing tweets this is the one that actually kinda gets to me. A completely willful admission to disregarding so much beautiful art and history from our world just because they have chosen to not view us as humans. The thought just makes me kind of sad

[joey @Joeyw98]

Send him to the cowboys for 2 1sts and george pickens

[Moe Moton @MoeMoton]

With Maxx Crosby turning 29 in August, this might be the last offseason Raiders can get a haul for him.

[gabriel 🔻 @BotchedBladeJob]

just saw someone upset turnstile won over "ghost" and "sleep token"

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

"Think about John Cena's career. Who did he always go up against? The biggest baddest heel. He would beat them, and now, now what happens? John Cena does the right thing, he gave up and tapped out to Gunther!"

-The Miz on the post show #THANKYOUCENA

[Astro @CrAstro2]

when you check your Spotify wrapped and realise you've been listening to bullshit all year