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AKA The real Billy Ocean, AKA The real Bruce Bogtrotter

[Ebere @EbereEze10]

I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol

[Dystopian Times @DystopianTimes_]

So you get rid of all the migrants, then what? You really think the government is gonna magically fix your public services? Your landlord is gonna stop ripping you off? Your boss is gonna pay you a fair wage? You live in capitalism & you're really mad at the people at the bottom?

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Rest in peace Hulk Hogan🙏🌹

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

The world could have stopped the genocide in Gaza.

Instead, governments — including our own — allowed Israel to act with total impunity.

Israel’s reckless strikes on Iran are the product of that impunity. They represent a shameful failure of global leadership. And they are a threat to the safety of humankind across the world.

Our government needs to wake up, end its complicity in Israeli war crimes and defend international law.

That is how we bring about urgent de-escalation, end the genocide and stop the world from being dragged into a catastrophic, nuclear war.

We are all human beings on one planet. Surely that is enough to try and bring about a world of peace.

[We Are Villans🦁 @WeAreVillans_]

What a guy… we need more of this fair play Amadou Onana🤘🏾

You made this lads whole year no doubt

[Made by Google @madebygoogle]

When it comes to big moves, there’s only one man who knows what’s what.

Switch like Sol this transfer window and save big on Pixel devices in the Google Store: https://t.co/Gu32cX23Bf

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[beau @beau_the_beard]

OI IM CRYING, OUT OF ALL THE MEMES OF NAN THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

[Jamiroquai @JamiroquaiHQ]

It's a crazy world we're livin' in 🎶 It was 28 years ago... and still is today!! Happy 28th birthday to’ Virtual Insanity’ 💙

[Connor Humm @TikiTakaConnor]

🚨 I have a pair of front row tickets available for Arsenal v Bournemouth tomorrow.

I’m giving them away to one lucky winner and all you have to do is:

✅ Retweet this post
✅ Be following @TikiTakaConnor
✅ Tag a friend in the comments

Winner announced tonight. Good luck 💫

[James McManus @JamesMcManus1]

Ronnie O'Sullivan stacking it playing VR pool when he goes to lean on a table that isn't there 😂

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

What Jeremy actually said:

"We need an immediate ceasefire and urgent de-escalation [...] We need a route out of this tragic cycle of violence"

We have the worst media in the world.

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

Suella Braverman hosting Match of the Day this weekend. ⚽️🥲#MOTD #garylineker #ianwright #alanshearer

[Ian Wright @IanWright0]

Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.

[Eddie Longbridge @EddieLongbridge]

"Did they win sweetheart?"

[Paul Mainwaring #wokeandproud💚💙 @islwynpaul]

We’d never heard of Brexit until the EU decided on an Anti Tax Avoidance Directive, to control offshore tax havens.

[Kae Kurd @KaeKurd]

Avoiding tax in the UK

[Neil Warnock @warnockofficial]

Merry Christmas everyone, enjoy your day but enjoy it by being….
🥳 🥂🍾

[Gunners @Gunnersc0m]

Mikel Arteta when it’s time to switch to a disgusting, impenetrable deep block

[Jøe @Joezifmarcus]

@UB1UB2 @BigTomD