Johann Joestar

The jig is up

[Johann Joestar @JohannTheGuard]

Love you Trossard thank you for not scoring on us

[anish @calli0pe___]

Mfs stop giving star ratings on Letterboxd and think they auteurs all of a sudden

[Johann Joestar @JohannTheGuard]

@lastthingtwice ok

[Johann Joestar @JohannTheGuard]

lmao

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Not-entirely-trollish suggestion: I think the World Cup should pause for ~3 days in between the group and knockout stages so people can fill out brackets.

Granted, mostly an American thing, but this is a very important mechanism for the NCAA tournament for bringing in casuals.

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🚨 FACT:

Gabriel Martinelli has MORE World Cup Knockout Stage goals than Cristiano Ronaldo. 🤯🇧🇷

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

A man for the big moments.

[ToyTruck @Toy__Truck]

So ridiculous that babies can become “over-tired” and that this makes it harder to get them to sleep. Completely nonsensical.

[Johann Joestar @JohannTheGuard]

Checking out the Criterion Collection 50% sale at Barnes & Noble dressed for the occasion in my David Lynch shirt like a good cinephile

[world cup crimes 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇳🇴 @tommy_crimes]

man it’s fun to be able to watch erling haaland and just appreciate how much he kicks ass

[Nyx ✨️ @ariennaminx]

When devs put a cave behind a waterfall in a video game >>>>

[Johann Joestar @JohannTheGuard]

He certainly does have a lot of things that I don’t want to hear!!

[Wake Up Barstool @wakeupbarstool]

Dave Portnoy has a couple suggestions to fix soccer

“I am pro-soccer right now, I’m in World Cup fever... but I have a couple suggestions, make the nets 100x bigger, have power plays... I got a lot of things that I think soccer purists wouldn't exactly love hearing me say..." - @stoolpresidente

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

All the records broken by Lionel Messi today:

Most FIFA World Cup finals goals by a football (soccer) player - 18

Most FIFA World Cup matches played in by an individual - 28

Most matches won by a player at the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 18

Most minutes played in the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 2,489

We are witnessing history.

[Johann Joestar @JohannTheGuard]

Sean Fennessey just fell to his knees

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: AMC Theatres, $AMC, announces it had its busiest weekend in 2026.

[Shinobi602 @shinobi602]

Steam Machine | Official Pricing

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[Seth @sethsfilmreview]

the World Cup is destroying the film watch side of my life right now

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

Happy one month anniversary to those who celebrate. ❤️

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Locked in 🔒

Our 2026/27 Premier League fixtures in full 📋

[Johann Joestar @JohannTheGuard]

I was in the stands to witness Messi score a hat trick in the World Cup.

[Johann Joestar @JohannTheGuard]

You’re gonna find out what would have happened to ET if my friends found him if you’re wrong

[Is Winds of Winter out yet? @aspettandoWoW]

11 hours and 50 minutes

[Johann Joestar @JohannTheGuard]

@UESP_net Oh cool, gonna be great to get TESVI in 2050 instead of 2065