Jack Johannesson

[David Saba @QB_Eagles1990]

We used to be a proper country

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Imagine taking an honest look at ESPN's massive ratings decline and ad revenue losses over the past decade, trying to figure out exactly who and what is responsible for it, and then coming to the conclusion that the best way to fix it would be to fire Karl Ravech.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Abdul El-Sayed: “ICE has nothing to do with immigration. ICE is about normalizing paramilitary force on our streets. ICE is about weaponizing the idea of immigration against the Constitution itself. ICE cannot be reformed. ICE cannot be retrained. ICE has to be abolished”

[Mike Engleman🇺🇲 @RealHickory]

In 14 days they will tell us Mitch McConnell died, just after the August 3rd special election deadline for Kentucky.

It's worked so far, since mid June, so why not ride it out?

Nobody's pushing for proof of life and it's BS!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

So let me get this straight. Taylor Farms lettuce gets linked to the cyclospora outbreak. The CEO visits the White House and donates to Trump. Then the FDA says the positive finding was a “false positive.”

Nothing suspicious about that at all.

[Jack Johannesson @JohannessonJack]

@Caol_MacCormaic I thought this scene was awesome

[Acyn @Acyn]

El-Sayed: Can’t even eat the lettuce. Gotta breathe the wildfire air. And they appointed RFK Jr. to be the health director.

You laugh so you don’t cry. But, you know, it’s no wonder that the dude whose best public health advice is that you gotta drink raw milk is overseeing all of this.

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

I don’t understand why Christians support Trump. He’s the opposite of Jesus

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

If you left an empty seat for each person you’ve killed in Gaza, the stadium would be empty.

[Grace Chong, MBI @gc22gc]

DILLON: Do you think @JDVance will go back on @joerogan when there are boots on the ground in Iran and say, “Yeah, what are you gonna do?”

“Boots on the ground in Iran. That’s wild, huh? That’s crazy.”

He has this detached, intellectual thing where he acts like he’s not part of it.

Like he’s a commentator.

[MLB Stats @MLBStats]

Colson Montgomery's first 162 career games:

44 HR
108 RBI
.801 OPS
5.0 fWAR

[Jack Johannesson @JohannessonJack]

@MLBStats @whitesox @MLB Animal!!!

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear has said he had received information from multiple officials reportedly indicating that McConnell has passed away, per New Republic

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

I strongly, strongly recommend giving Troy (🌟🌟🌟🌟) a rewatch before going into The Odyssey. Revisiting Troy last weekend was just one of the best decisions I’ve made in a long time. Nolan quite literally picks off right where Troy ends, so if your memory on The Odyssey is a bit hazy, I strongly recommend revisiting Troy.

[Jeff Nadu @JeffNadu]

Dearborn is one of the biggest Arab American areas in America. 60% of its residents are Arab majority.

Same reason where I live they have Spanish signs, we have a huge Spanish population.

We used to be a country where you came to make it and everyone was accepted.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

We cannot have sustainable energy because it threatens the oil industry. We cannot have healthcare because it threatens insurance. We cannot have peace because it threatens the weapons industry. Capitalism built a system where doing the right thing is treated like bad business.

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

I get it. Losing is hard. But six years later and Trump is STILL talking about the election he lost? This is something to work through with a therapist. Leave the people of Georgia and the country out of it.

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

parasites in our vegetables, data centers poisoning the water, flock cameras being built on every block, ICE agents killing people left and right… fuck donald trump and anyone who voted for him

[aether @bluewdrift]

my life changed the moment I heard someone say that working out should be a celebration of what your body can do, not punishment for what you ate

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

Trump refused to sign my provision to ban private equity from mass purchasing homes.

It became law anyways.

This is a HUGE win.