𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝔍𝖔𝖍𝖓

❝ ʜᴏᴡ ᴏғᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sɪɢʜᴛ ᴏғ ᴍᴇᴀɴs ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ɪʟʟ ᴅᴇᴇᴅs, ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ᴅᴇᴇᴅs ɪʟʟ ᴅᴏɴᴇ! ❞

[𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝔍𝖔𝖍𝖓 @JohannvsRex]

❛ 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑;
. . . 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝑴𝑬 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 ❜

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[𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝔍𝖔𝖍𝖓 @JohannvsRex]

Mm. Tell no-one. 🤫

[Anne of York @AnneYorkHoward]

That's perhaps the sweetest words ever uttered by Grandpa!

[𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝔍𝖔𝖍𝖓 @JohannvsRex]

As he ought to be. Compliments from King John are as rare as loyal men like himself.

[Siʀ Guy σƒ Gisɓurɳe (Parody) @GuyOfGisburne]

(....!! Oh god, he feels so honored...)

[𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝔍𝖔𝖍𝖓 @JohannvsRex]

Mm...now that would be a terrible waste.

[Anne of York @AnneYorkHoward]

Or died trying.

[𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝔍𝖔𝖍𝖓 @JohannvsRex]

I should have asked Gisburne, he might have succeeded.

[Anne of York @AnneYorkHoward]

Touché! 😂

Hope @GuyOfGisburne wasn’t involved.

[𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝔍𝖔𝖍𝖓 @JohannvsRex]

Ex henchmen, clearly they failed 😤

[Anne of York @AnneYorkHoward]

Henchmen for @JohannvsRex ?

[𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝔍𝖔𝖍𝖓 @JohannvsRex]

Unless they're trending because they've all been executed or exiled, I'm not interested.

[༄ ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥 ༄ @MerriestMonarch]

Sees barons trending and wonders how @JohannvsRex is taking this.

[𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝔍𝖔𝖍𝖓 @JohannvsRex]

Don't let Dad find out.

[♚ Henry The Young King ♚ @HenriYoungKing]

Calls for the best wines.

[♚ Henry The Young King ♚ @HenriYoungKing]

Let's party @JohannvsRex

[𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝔍𝖔𝖍𝖓 @JohannvsRex]

Lets out a loud, brash laugh.

Ha, the look on your face!

[Siʀ Guy σƒ Gisɓurɳe (Parody) @GuyOfGisburne]

I--

M-My lord!

[𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝔍𝖔𝖍𝖓 @JohannvsRex]

Sounds like a euphemism.

[Siʀ Guy σƒ Gisɓurɳe (Parody) @GuyOfGisburne]

Honing his sword. Slowly. Deliberately.

[𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝔍𝖔𝖍𝖓 @JohannvsRex]

A dream is all it is, tragically.

...Do you ever wish we had no other brothers, that it was just us two? There'd be a lot less strife in our lives, were that the case.

[♚ Henry The Young King ♚ @HenriYoungKing]

A dream come true. Utopia.

[𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝔍𝖔𝖍𝖓 @JohannvsRex]

John tuts sardonically. "She's getting lax in her dotage. She ought to tighten your apron strings."

He pauses, savouring the thought that his back must be aching by now, then finally lazily gestures for him to rise.

"Hadn't you better seek it outdoors, then? Far away, ideally."

[William Marshal @WillMarshal]

William's eyes narrowed to mere slits as he is forced to stare just above the floor. He idly imagined John tripping and falling down the stairs.

"I have not seen La Reine in many a moon, Your Grace," he replied formally.

"Good hunting, Sire. That is what I seek."

[𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝔍𝖔𝖍𝖓 @JohannvsRex]

Perfectly illustrating the point that HE is not the problem, it's everyone else who thinks they can tell him how to behave.

[William Marshal @WillMarshal]

Stares in:

M

A

G

N

A

C

A

R

T

A

[𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝔍𝖔𝖍𝖓 @JohannvsRex]

In return, John purposefully doesn't give him permission to rise. Get a good, looooong look at those ankles.

When he speaks, John audibly rolls his eyes.

"What do you want, Marshal? Has 𝘮𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘯 sent you to spy?"

[William Marshal @WillMarshal]

"Sire," he bowed low. His eyes focused on his ankles quite deliberately. "I am ever faithful to you and your house."

What is John mucking up now?

[𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝔍𝖔𝖍𝖓 @JohannvsRex]

Sighs wistfully.

Wouldn't that be lovely?

[♚ Henry The Young King ♚ @HenriYoungKing]

Hopefully Richard's drowned at sea.

[𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝔍𝖔𝖍𝖓 @JohannvsRex]

This reigning business is easy, look out for Number One. The trouble is everyone else.

[༄ ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥 ༄ @MerriestMonarch]

A monarch to emulate.

[𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝔍𝖔𝖍𝖓 @JohannvsRex]

Ugh, merde...

Well, two's company.

[♚ Henry The Young King ♚ @HenriYoungKing]

Good plan.

We missed her death day a couple days back so we will be in the dog house anyway.

[𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝔍𝖔𝖍𝖓 @JohannvsRex]

Here he is; mother's 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘧𝘶𝘭 lapdog, come to bite my ankles.

[𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝔍𝖔𝖍𝖓 @JohannvsRex]

I'll get my ears boxed for simply being here, might as well get a dig in first.

[♚ Henry The Young King ♚ @HenriYoungKing]

Mother isn't on the list?

Tsk.

You will get your ears boxed for that.

[𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝔍𝖔𝖍𝖓 @JohannvsRex]

The list is as follows;

King John
King John's coin

[♚ Henry The Young King ♚ @HenriYoungKing]

But to be fair, the list of items and people who don't annoy @JohannvsRex is quite short.