Alma Cortez

[Benjamin Carlson @bfcarlson]

Think about what’s being done to your dopamine levels on a daily basis and then watch this. In 1958, Aldous Huxley predicted a form of dictatorship that would rely not on force, but propaganda—and addiction.

[Alma Cortez @JohnAlmay]

@elonmusk Stay in a way that pleases people, In wide people laugh, in narrow people criticize, Rich dad rich mom happy Rich aunt, rich uncle, don't look.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Why did American media go from questioning the State and “speaking truth to power” to doing their bidding?

[Sam jones @Samjones706]

@jimmyfallon How miserable is the father's brother's fate? Go to the mountains to cut firewood, hit the felling place! Down the river to carry water, Hit the sandy, dry crevices.

[Alma Cortez @JohnAlmay]

@jimmyfallon Hunger for rice than those who are full of vegetables, It is difficult for a gentleman to be richer than for a petty person.

[Alma Cortez @JohnAlmay]

@jimmyfallon Hunger for rice than those who are full of vegetables, It is difficult for a gentleman to be richer than for a petty person.

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Pretty crazy how phones used to ring and we’d answer them. #WeTweet

[Alma Cortez @JohnAlmay]

@bod_republic Whenever you have to fart or pee every day, are you ready to tell the people around you?

@Shadowfax94

[Alma Cortez @JohnAlmay]

@BillyM2k Do you want to fart or fart loudly or pull your pants silently? Silence is deadly.

[Alma Cortez @JohnAlmay]

@NBA @BaronDavis @JZFish @MichelobULTRA Obey the law, be a good citizen, but not necessarily a good person.

@g220omaha

[NBA @NBA]

Thursday at 4pm/et…

‘Off the Court’ with @BaronDavis and @JZFish, presented by @MichelobULTRA!

https://t.co/A8KMTcaoqm

[Alma Cortez @JohnAlmay]

@ANAMARIABRAGA My role is very interesting, my hobby is playing, my specialty is eating, and my skill is laziness.

@umut18821

[Ana Maria Braga @ANAMARIABRAGA]

Vocês aguentariam uma prova de resistência? Eu fico pensando no xixi. 😬 #bbb23

[Alma Cortez @JohnAlmay]

@garyvee Now you just want to scold me, that means you don't understand me, but after you understand me, you will want to hit me.

[Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee]

having so much fun with the Doodles discord

[Alma Cortez @JohnAlmay]

@NFL @FDSportsbook Don't talk far away, I'm not sure you'll survive that day

@rosnahSVW

[NFL @NFL]

Bring your best predictions for the Divisional Round!

Set a reminder ⬇️ (by @FDSportsbook) https://t.co/lu9jZt9J5Q

[Alma Cortez @JohnAlmay]

@larissacuellarr Are you in a crowded room, do you want to fart loudly and everyone laugh at you, or just the one who laughs awkwardly when others fart? Farts are so vivid that no one can claim them.

@mikethomass7

[laripucca @larissacuellarr]

Menos chats en linea y mas salidas a la playa

[valodia amaral @jae_dilla]

@YoSoyAntrax @larissacuellarr Are you willing to live a life that can last 1,000 years, or 10 lives that can last 100 years?