JohnAndrew

[JohnAndrew @JohnAndrew]

Dear shithead @elonmusk — your site is broken. Account deactivation isn’t working.

[JohnAndrew @JohnAndrew]

@SethAbramson Elon Musk is a genius, and one day he’ll figure out how to wear a hat.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

MUST WATCH: This is one of those horror stories about the loathsome piece of shit that New Yorkers know all too well. Everyone knows someone who was either scammed, ripped off, or had their life devastated by Trump. 😡😡😡👇

[John Hodgman @hodgman]

Concepts of a Plan is my System of a Down cover band (inspired by @paulandstorm )

[JohnAndrew @JohnAndrew]

@BeschlossDC Does he really expect us to believe he reads?

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

“World leaders are laughing at Donald Trump.”

[JohnAndrew @JohnAndrew]

@Williesillie2 Please don’t mock a man while he’s shitting his pants.

[JohnAndrew @JohnAndrew]

This election, have you considered who Viktor Orban supports?

[JohnAndrew @JohnAndrew]

If your first name is REINCE, you could use at least a little effort to pronounce people’s first name correctly.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

How it started. How it's going. 

Ten years later, and it's still a good look! https://t.co/NKXRGNgJPv

[JohnAndrew @JohnAndrew]

@NoLieWithBTC @wontpacdown Is that Michael Saltzman from “Um, Actually”?

[JohnAndrew @JohnAndrew]

@SamSykesSwears “It’s-a me! God of War!”

[JohnAndrew @JohnAndrew]

@tabletopminions He’s got something in his hand. A soft pack of cigarettes or something. That’s probably what they sell.

[JohnAndrew @JohnAndrew]

@nat1advice Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t be Dungeon Master.

[JohnAndrew @JohnAndrew]

@flatwaterfreep When asked about the article on the pollution caused by his hog farms, Pillen failed to point out any relevant questions about the reporting, and instead brought up the reporter’s birthplace. What more do you need to know?

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

The #WordOfTheDay is ‘grok.’
https://t.co/RJdrQVIUM4

[JohnAndrew @JohnAndrew]

@JuliaLepetit Both are equally good representations of Bobby Hill.

[JohnAndrew @JohnAndrew]

@JoshMalina Look, his mom said he couldn’t fight Zuck, ok?

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

Just so you know, @DanaherCorp, today is Day One of However Long It Takes you to facilitate equitable and affordable access to lifesaving TB diagnostic tools.
We don't let up. #PeopleOverProfits

[JohnAndrew @JohnAndrew]

@lincodega TWERPS 2e