John Anthony

Founding Partner @ SAC Capital | Retired sharp | Junior Partner | Elite at quickscoping | Card game enjoyer at Spring Lounge

[John Anthony @JohnAnthonyLLC]

Supplements I take every day to become unrecognizable:

- Magnesium
- 8L of water
- DoorDash every meal
- 18 hours of screen time
- Piss your bed

[John Anthony @JohnAnthonyLLC]

You think the first guy to ever get a paper cut was like bro what just cut me

[Rob @Quintorris_]

If you play in a 2 WR 1 flex league do you also blow bubbles on your lunch break?

[ivy @ivyman_NFL]

I can't wait to see BTJ slam the door shut on this Parker Washington Mickey Mouse run

[Young Urban Professional @YoungUrbPro]

Exhibit A

[John Anthony @JohnAnthonyLLC]

@JettPackett #noticing

[Fade the Field @FadeTheField]

@YoungUrbPro is talking to beat chicks

[John Anthony @JohnAnthonyLLC]

The adderal to weed pipeline is sweet cause I’m doing shit I wouldn’t even do sober like I just cloroxed the island

[John Anthony @JohnAnthonyLLC]

@blondspit Correct. Thanks, Lexi.

[John Anthony @JohnAnthonyLLC]

The biggest whore you know just threw up at her friend’s house before standing in the Parker House line

[John Anthony @JohnAnthonyLLC]

Chud is only one letter away from Chad - The only thing that changes is U.

#reta

[John Anthony @JohnAnthonyLLC]

Nothing worse than wearing athletic shorts with a head wind and your piece is soft

[John Anthony @JohnAnthonyLLC]

@Passhole69 @YoungUrbPro @JettPackett Larp Island

[John Anthony @JohnAnthonyLLC]

Just got a boner from a girl churning butter on TikTok live

[John Anthony @JohnAnthonyLLC]

@YoungUrbPro and I swapping Rolexes in front of the foids at splounge

[John Anthony @JohnAnthonyLLC]

@JettPackett Wow he’s good

[John Anthony @JohnAnthonyLLC]

Chicks move to New York and you’re practically living every day with them on an Instagram story for 3 months

[John Anthony @JohnAnthonyLLC]

Work? No. Lines off the destroyer this weekend.

[John Anthony @JohnAnthonyLLC]

@Passhole69 @JettPackett @YoungUrbPro 🦦