John Barron, Jr.

Not Donald Trump, Jr. • Son of @barronjohn1946 & EVP of Barron Org. • All tweets are satire

[John Barron, Jr. @JohnBarronJr]

Hello Father, made my backup account too just in case

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[John Barron, Jr. @JohnBarronJr]

no

[Eric Trump @EricTrump]

https://t.co/8ReMp0gQTH

[John Barron, Jr. @JohnBarronJr]

@McDonalds

[John Barron, Jr. @JohnBarronJr]

Not once in this speech has @POTUS mentioned hamberders. Unbelievable — he must be in the pocket of Big Mac. Terrible! #BidenSpeech

[John Barron, Jr. @JohnBarronJr]

@barronjohn1946 Thanks Dad! Proud to have gotten a job without the help of nepotism for the first time in my life! I have no qualifications! #Blessed

[John Barron, Jr. @JohnBarronJr]

@Doc_KLong @IPFreely2017 @barronjohn1946 Excuse me?

[John Barron, Jr. @JohnBarronJr]

@barronjohn1946 Way to stand up to CANCEL CULTURE by advocating for CANCELING COCA COLA (Coke)! @barronjohn1946 #CancelCulture

[John Barron, Jr. @JohnBarronJr]

Wow — my Father is fighting #CancelCulture by calling on people/corporations to be canceled! It’s almost like we don’t care about the hypocrisy! @barronjohn1946

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

BREAKING: President Trump calls for major corporate boycott

[John Barron, Jr. @JohnBarronJr]

Anybody know how to deal with the severe itchiness that comes with wearing the same @PartyCity mustache for several months straight?

[John Barron, Jr. @JohnBarronJr]

Went to the library earlier today to pretend to learn how to read, and they directed me to the children’s section, located at SECTION 230 of the library.

Can you make this up?! I still can’t read!

[John Barron, Jr. @JohnBarronJr]

@barronjohn1946 I did! And it says we’re irrelevant now!

[John Barron, Jr. @JohnBarronJr]

@barronjohn1946 What I love most about my Father’s “intelligence” is his decision to run for President as a publicity stunt and accidentally winning, putting our family’s decades of tax fraud and other assorted crimes under the microscope of authorities! @barronjohn1946

[John Barron, Jr. @JohnBarronJr]

@barronjohn1946 What I love most about my Father’s “intelligence” is his decision to run for President as a publicity stunt and accidentally winning, putting our family’s decades of tax fraud and other assorted crimes under the microscope of authorities! @barronjohn1946

[John Barron, Jr. @JohnBarronJr]

@barronjohn1946 Don’t cancel my inheritance, Dad! I’m broke — wait, actually, we both are!

[John Barron, Jr. @JohnBarronJr]

@barronjohn1946 Absolutely nothing! 🥰

[John Barron, Jr. @JohnBarronJr]

@barronjohn1946 @Cent WOW — great idea! I’ll have to screenshot this tweet to remember to buy your screenshot later for an exorbitant price!

[John Barron, Jr. @JohnBarronJr]

Thank you Myanmar, very coup! @barronjohn1946 https://t.co/jVi1qhIJRx

[John Barron, Jr. @JohnBarronJr]

Tired of this CANCEL CULTURE!!! I was writing up a tremendous tweet and accidentally hit “Cancel.”

SECTION 230!!!!!

[John Barron, Jr. @JohnBarronJr]

“Many people” are saying that one of the reasons my Father @barronjohn1946 ran for President was to avoid talking to me. Couldn’t be true — he’s ignored me since I was 6 years old!

[John Barron, Jr. @JohnBarronJr]

@barronjohn1946 Wow, that’s a great photo of you, Dad!*

*this statement has been fact-checked to be incorrect

[John Barron, Jr. @JohnBarronJr]

Proud to be a member of the “Small Package” Party — just ask @kimguilfoyle!