John Bean Poobag

Former Clump of Cells. Currently a Useless Eater.

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@Carlos96290309 @NordicRomanus @heyblueebird I’m not gay or angry at all, the bitter women hating on Jeremy are the ones worked up for no reason

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@MattWallace888 They’re gonna have to send in Lindsay Clancey with the exercise band if they reach strike three.

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@fannydpekbh @tiedupyourmemo @NordicRomanus @heyblueebird My views are pretty standard on this. You’re probably just used to simp men lying to you to not upset you

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@fannydpekbh @via_aa13 @NordicRomanus @heyblueebird Of course, and clearly Lana has a different taste than you, but that doesn’t seem to stop millions of bitter women from attacking them for loving each other

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@cheekybihh @NordicRomanus @heyblueebird You’re really terrible at reading people’s character. I am neither a redditor nor nihilistic.

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@tiedupyourmemo @NordicRomanus @heyblueebird He looks pretty good for a normal working class man. And with all love and respect to Lana, but she isn’t exactly young herself, she’s pushing 40.

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@JohnJoh17342691 @NordicRomanus @heyblueebird Maybe you just aren’t as smart as you thought you were

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@phillobunny @NordicRomanus @heyblueebird Yes. That would be a drastically worse dating situation for many reasons. Don’t play dumb

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@GirlGirl2023089 @NordicRomanus @heyblueebird Lmao you actually think we get offended at slurs like you guys do.

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@via_aa13 @NordicRomanus @heyblueebird He’s really not. Maybe if you got off of birth control you would realize that.

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@NordicRomanus @heyblueebird It’s entirely because they he is a masculine down to earth normal White guy and they are bitter hateful feminists. If he was some soylib, a Hollywood sex pest, or a violent hood nigga, they wouldn’t say a word because all of that is preferable to them for some reason.

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@capeandcowell It’s so funny seeing the “cool rebellious” millennial progressives now firmly becoming the establishment, and the youth just see them as out of touch cringey old people and in turn rebel from them by just being normal people lol

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@Didacvs21 @DarkOddCon I can guarantee that building a hollow tin can and launching it into space for the news stations and then filming a guy in an astronaut suit hopping around in a movie studio is orders of magnitude cheaper and easier than carrying out a whole entire lunar landing mission.

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@CalifornianSon_ Check your W2 form this tax season, and you’ll see exactly how this keeps happening.

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@Aliathewhite They want our money and resources. That’s it. They are willing to uproot from their ancestral homelands, abandon their family and kin, and lose their cultural traditions, all for a mirage of an instagram lifestyle. They don’t even realize how immoral and shameful they are being.

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@WurzelRoot No. She must be punished. Vote for her D governor opponent, but make sure to vote R down the line the rest of the ballot so that it is gridlocked and the new governor can’t pull any Gay Brown Socialist nonsense.

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@esjay100 @Laura722 @LaGrecca333 Too bad! To vote GOP as a young man after being insulted like this would he cuckold levels of humiliation. They can get swamped in the midterms, be gridlocked for 2 years, and hopefully learn their lesson in 2028 that they need to treat us with dignity.

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@troubadour210 I voted R every election since 2016, and I refuse to ever do so again until the GOP forces this fat hog to resign, issues an apology to White men, and actually proposes some policies in our interest. We are not a guaranteed vote-cattle. They must earn us. White men matter.

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@aidannonx The first party to simply not denigrate young White men in cartoonishly villainous ways is guaranteed power for the next 20 years. Too bad that both relevant parties are too much of paranoid brain-dead retards to figure this out.