John Becicka

Don't worry, I'll figure it out.

[John Becicka @JohnBecicka]

I hide the cookie dough in the vegetable drawer cause I know my family won't open it.

[John Becicka @JohnBecicka]

All these streaming services gotta quickly put out some good stuff before all of us have to self quarantine for the next month

[John Becicka @JohnBecicka]

Spotify Wrapped should shame us non premium members by telling us how much time we wasted listening to their ads

[John Becicka @JohnBecicka]

My GF 🎶singing🎶louder than all the other lines: Then walk your fine ass out the door!!

Me nervously to myself: 🎵feeling good as hell

[John Becicka @JohnBecicka]

Dude 1: Hey, bro?
Dude 2: yeah bro?
Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: Brochure

[The Dog Pound @DogPoundSCSU]

Retweet if your college hockey team is the only team in the country with one loss

[John Becicka @JohnBecicka]

.......and that’s why Rosevelt is the best president. Thank you for coming to my TheodoreTalk

[John Becicka @JohnBecicka]

To All the Cookies I’ve Dropped Before

[Chris Laurenzo @ChrisLaurenzo]

Who is ready for the long weeknd?

[John Becicka @JohnBecicka]

I learned that I’m not funny...my girlfriend just had a low threshold for humor.

[John Becicka @JohnBecicka]

They always ask Kiki are you riding, but never, how you riding

[John Becicka @JohnBecicka]

No, I’m not going to kiss you in the Arby’s drive thru.

[John Becicka @JohnBecicka]

If you feel lost and are looking for what to do in life, remember, girls go to college to get more knowledge and boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.

[John Becicka @JohnBecicka]

She can play with my beard hair but once I play with hers it’s “not funny anymore” and “you need to stop”

[John Becicka @JohnBecicka]

Everything perfect has cracks in them @comokazi

[John Becicka @JohnBecicka]

You’re looking like a snack, too bad it’s Ramadan

[John Becicka @JohnBecicka]

@aurafeels Cut out the people who are just keeping you down

[John Becicka @JohnBecicka]

“Ha John you’re crying like a baby!”
Well people love babies so ha..yeah..

[John Becicka @JohnBecicka]

Black Panther was good, not sure where it fits in with the rest of the Pink Panther storyline though.

[Students United @Students7United]

Our campus committees are having some team building fun this morning! #FebDelegates18

[John Becicka @JohnBecicka]

New liturgical season new me.