Speaker John Bohner

Committed to advancing the Conservative policies supported by the People, those making lots of money and those who think they might some day. And tanning.

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Not liking this new skin tone, I think they're calling it faded sienna. It's clashing a bit with my pink shirts, which are my #SuperFAV

[Speaker John Bohner @JohnBohner]

So glad to be over hump day. Now to the real business of the day: do I extend my member to @SolarPlanet, or give @HollywoodTan a try. #torn