Detective Johnathan Bowersocks

Chicago PD. #EarthquakeSurvivor (4/5/2024). Athlete. World-Renown Pussy Getter

[Detective Johnathan Bowersocks @JohnBowersocks]

Farting in a Muslim operated Uber ride may be the world’s most dangerous game.

[Detective Johnathan Bowersocks @JohnBowersocks]

Too many black dudes and foreigners talking to white chicks tonight. Send the World Cup to Israel and let hamas build the fields. Dennis Long sucks a mean pecker

[Detective Johnathan Bowersocks @JohnBowersocks]

Far too many spicy mustard colored foreigners in Philadelphia for my liking rn

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20 days sober didn’t end well.

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On my way to Chicago. Great city for the hard R

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Per photo #3, it looks like it still grips

[Suganya @actressunfoldin]

Taylor Swift, 36, and Travis Kelce, 36..

Bahamas vacation mode activated. The internet is paying attention.

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Bring these ones in illegally

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@bryan_mich7 22 when he suddenly become paralyzed from a stroke and dies a slow & miserable death over the course of the next 5 years. I am 19 days sober.

[Detective Johnathan Bowersocks @JohnBowersocks]

Things I’ve noticed recently that my athletic neighbors love:
-driving with a spare tire
-fire hydrant sprinkler
-walking slow intentionally
-being louder than my unathletic neighbors
-cheap fireworks
-wearing sweatshirts & ski masks

[Detective Johnathan Bowersocks @JohnBowersocks]

French faggot

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Wembys a fag

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Just gonna wait til he has a daughter that’s 18 🫡

[Detective Johnathan Bowersocks @JohnBowersocks]

If Dom had a hot cousin I’d easily be fuckin that

[Detective Johnathan Bowersocks @JohnBowersocks]

If Dom had a hot cousin I’d easily be fuckin that

[Detective Johnathan Bowersocks @JohnBowersocks]

Wemby 🤝 Dennis Long
Being Lanky & Gay

[Detective Johnathan Bowersocks @JohnBowersocks]

Better chance of Sperando winning Hyrox NYC than Nash catching a 20 yard out-route

[Detective Johnathan Bowersocks @JohnBowersocks]

Wembys a fag

[Detective Johnathan Bowersocks @JohnBowersocks]

Covered in blood right now. Not mine, not piss blood either. Surprised? Probably. You wouldn’t get it though - you never saved someone from dying.

[Detective Johnathan Bowersocks @JohnBowersocks]

Johnny Bowersocks just saved a life. Podcast coming tomorrow