JohnBoySlim

Student, bartender, nerd. Not necessarily in that order.

[JohnBoySlim @JohnBoySlim1]

“So what did you do tonight?”
“Oh, I just watched my brother @Scotty_Kess choke on his own burp.”

[JohnBoySlim @JohnBoySlim1]

@nitpickingpod (2/2) to excel in close combat. But I am personally greedy and have sold to neutral units before. For Ka Jeet has wares if you have coin...

[JohnBoySlim @JohnBoySlim1]

@nitpickingpod I am Ka Jeet, the stealth unit and scout. I use my Force powers to suppress my presence and blend in the shadows. If the knights ever show explanation, I was in the background of the previous scene unknown and unheard. I’ve sharpened my nails to clawsand teeth to fangs (1/2)

[JohnBoySlim @JohnBoySlim1]

@KyleTaylor416 I like playing a game of seeing the new faces, and I am silently proud of the ones I continue to see months later.

[JohnBoySlim @JohnBoySlim1]

@Sgt_Chuckles Getting into fighting shape, huh

[Blaine Gibson @BGibbles]

It’s New Year’s Day and this needs to be said.

Veteran Gym Patrons: Be kind to new members, you were in their shoes once.

New Gym Patrons: Be aware of your surroundings and abide by the rules.

Pokémon Gym Patrons: Use Flamethrower against Venusaur, it’s super effective.

[JohnBoySlim @JohnBoySlim1]

I’m glad I meticulous planned out my grocery shopping and meals this whole week to not leave any perishables before my trip only to have to throw out much of it thanks to food poisoning.

Thanks, free Chinese buffet.

[Starflame @Starflame8848]

1 week until showtime, writers! Prepare yourselves to take part in the war between Order and Chaos! Prepare yourselves to enter the place Where Powers Collide!

Signups will open Sat, Jan 4th. Teasers for the remaining two battlefields are below! #AEF_RP

[JohnBoySlim @JohnBoySlim1]

@Sgt_Chuckles But those are Gremlin years, and they follow a harsh trash cycle

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@Scotty_Kess I thought I’d have some solidarity from you, Vomit Comet.

[JohnBoySlim @JohnBoySlim1]

I’m pretty sure my back is sore from throwing up so much Christmas night.

[JohnBoySlim @JohnBoySlim1]

@CinnamonGhoul You’re an absolute treasure

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@San_Robin Alas, she was not

[JohnBoySlim @JohnBoySlim1]

Just remembered that last night I dreamt I missed my licensure test because Charlie called upon me to be one of his Angels.

[JohnBoySlim @JohnBoySlim1]

@Scotty_Kess @NandovMovies @nitpickingpod Oh man, mine was also named Soe-Kha but he uses a boomerang forged from a meteorite and uses the Force to make sure boomerang always comes back.

[JohnBoySlim @JohnBoySlim1]

@Scotty_Kess It’s weird because Korra still can go into Avatar state even after losing connection to the previous Avatars - I though at that point she couldn’t speak/get advice from previous Avatars but still got the power.

[JohnBoySlim @JohnBoySlim1]

I just slept eleven for hours straight, and I napped for a good four hours yesterday at least.

Stomach bug or food poisoning, whichever you may be, I’ll see you in hell.

[JohnBoySlim @JohnBoySlim1]

From Dec. 24th through January 2nd, everyone is allowed one hangover day without questions, harassment, or judgment.

God bless ye merry gentle-folk.

[JohnBoySlim @JohnBoySlim1]

@nitpickingpod The emperor could have said nothing and been struck down by Rey and then had his body-snatching plan work.
Or he just could’ve stopped using force lightning when it was reflected back at him and thrown a rock at her. A big one. Or a star destroyer, since those suck now.