john and tonic🇵🇭

full time old timer

[demo ♡ @morimedemo]

WHAAAT THE FUUUUUUUCK

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[ٍ @manic_posting]

#YesIRanBackToHim #NoIDontWantToTalkAboutIt
#Bye

[Jaded @WenzokuhIe]

Believing in love. Tf.

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

After seeing how our parents handled leftovers, I'm convinced most of the "stomach flu" we had as kids was actually mild food poisoning.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“They are stealing our jobs.”

Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.

[huskpup @huskpupz]

what are these interdimensional cable ass videos i'm getting bro

[Judelana @Judelana246595]

@enchantedflms @knightspalmer Shoot me if I ever adopt the “life sucks for me so it should suck for kids too” mindset

[˖ ⭑ gigi . @fatalfang]

22 years old. fully paid off gta 6 pre-order. it’s not “daddy’s money.” its not luck. it’s persistence. its grit. it’s discipline. i wake up every morning and grind to live this lifestyle.

[john and tonic🇵🇭 @JohnBuan5]

aura so strong i almost liked a hate tweet

[New York Post @nypost]

Zohran Mamdani jumps into NYC pool to kick off summer tradition - while violating dress code rules https://t.co/Q9Ga8og8y8

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

how life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you’re up to

[cooluno_9 | Yoruichi and Mereoleona's cumslut @unowastaken3]

Rockstar dont ever show me a white woman again

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

i think a lot of people are confusing accommodation with just like, being able to do whatever you want all the time

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[oxyzen @oxyzen]

this is what happens when “everyone gets a puppy” finally beats “diarrhea forever”

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Don’t forget when Wemby was fined $25K for throwing the game ball into the crowd so Jalen Brunson (61 PTS) couldn't have it.