Jelly Donut Boy

In the future there will be no disputes about rent.

[Jelly Donut Boy @JohnCandyJr]

always a priestess, never the sacrifice

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@myinfiniteunder @HeerJeet The dude is just a scumbag.

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Daycares are the drones of 2025.

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Congratulations on Taylor Swift for losing her virginity at the age of 35.

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Any real member of the Intellectual Right will tell you that now is the time to endorse right wing violence, to balance the scales.

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I think all shooters should have to do a tight 5 in front of a brick wall before they commit their crimes and kill themselves. Much easier than reading a manifesto.

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The footage of the burning wooden Melina Trump statue in Slovenia has been scrubbed from YouTube.

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Undecaying corpse of Charlie Kirk to be prominently displayed full time in the new White House ballroom

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Edgelord to liberal is the best political pipeline.

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@MKupperman Antiques Roadshow is a national treasure.

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Is there any evidence Andrew Cuomo doesn't sleep in a coffin?

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Andrew Cuomo, looking more and more like a movie monster, coming back for one last scare.

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@infovictuals If he doesn't, the deep state isn't real.

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@infovictuals Yeah, it's kind of crazy how awful the Virginia Tech shooting was and how it's been forgotten. I remember reading the killer's creative writing assignments after the fact. It's so distressing how all these shootings are 'normalized' now.

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@infovictuals But for real, though, the modern American school shooting with the highest body count was done by an Asian man and no one talks about it.

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@infovictuals DEI

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High school bully joins the army and uses the threat of the Second Amendment to move into my home and scare my children, and when I bring up the Third Amendment, he uses the First Amendment to mock me for being a "f-word s-word k-slur n-slur f-slur c-word."

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American morons have done to the First Amendment what they've done to the Second, and just like there are too many guns to count, there are now too many slurs to keep track of. I'm confused.

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We pray to Trump in this house.

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Broke: Green Party voter chastising you for voting Democratic

Woke: e-girl radicalized into Maoism via Chinese Instagram publicly shaming you for being a class traitor

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Can't let four more years of Trump stop me from doing the revolutionary praxis of complaining about Democrats on the internet.