John Cohen

SFASU Alum. Accountant at Mark Cuban Companies and Future CPA. Followed by @mcuban. 864511320. Opinions are my own. #MFFL. Trumpers need not follow me; gtfo.

[John Cohen @JohnCohen27]

To keep me accountable, here are my plans/goals for 2020:
- Graduate in May
- Begin my career
- Study for and take the CPA exam
- Read more (at least 10 books)
- Learn Hebrew
- Travel
- Be more social
- I really need more tattoos
- Vote this time

[John Cohen @JohnCohen27]

John,
I know that you would look at me and roll your eyes!
I miss you so bad that I can't think straight sometimes.
my heart feels like a rock; my default position is sad, very.
Wish you were here. Even when you were feeling awful
and in lots of pain, you made me laugh!

[John Cohen @JohnCohen27]

Thank you for putting their name out there! They do an amazing job teaching about the Holocaust! Please go visit them if y’all ever have a couple hours in Downtown Dallas, y’all.

[r/Mavericks @redditmavericks]

Today’s follower of the day is @dhhrm_org, one of the best museums in the DFW. Come check them!! Thank you for following!! And stay safe out there!!

[Chris Lopez - MFFL 🏀 @MavsManiaac84]

Hey everyone, if you're able please drop a birthday card in the mail for Liam! If you're not able to thats totally ok, a retweet would also be great to spread the word! 🙏🏼💚🚜 @mcuban @RexChapman

[John Cohen @JohnCohen27]

People actually hear Agent Orange speak and believe he’s intelligent. This country is so ass-backward sometimes.

[John Cohen @JohnCohen27]

Well, if you had encouraged your cultists to socially distance and wear masks instead of kicking and screaming like fucking children then maybe we’d be done with this shit!

[John Cohen @JohnCohen27]

Europe isn’t a country.....

[John Cohen @JohnCohen27]

I’m giving the debate 15 minutes to foster an actual discussion before I turn it off and read the rest of tonight lol

[John Cohen @JohnCohen27]

Dirk is such a great person. Still my #1.

[Dorothy J. Gentry @DorothyJGentry]

.@swish41 talks to Zihair and Zamyad about the food they planted in a community garden at the @mcuban Heroes Basketball Center. Nowitzki unveiled the Plants and Paints program where families learn to create & grow gardens then distribute the food to residents. @TexasMetroNews

[John Cohen @JohnCohen27]

@manatee73 I appreciate it. Unfortunately, we totaled it a few months after that picture was taken 😕

[John Cohen @JohnCohen27]

Okay, why not....what does it look like I do for a living?

[John Cohen @JohnCohen27]

Wut.

[Hoops Alerts @TheHoopsAlerts]

Mark Cuban reveals the Lakers and Mavs had agreed to a deal for Kobe Bryant in 2007

“I thought we had traded for Kobe. I worked it out with Jerry Buss and we had agreed upon it... He was ready to come to us.”

Jerry West talked to Kobe and killed the deal.

(via @OldManAndThree)

[John Cohen @JohnCohen27]

@mrgoodtimes2018 I’ll sell tf out of their sweet tea, lol!

[John Cohen @JohnCohen27]

@Cate__Johnson I’ll take it lol.

[John Cohen @JohnCohen27]

@mcuban I really enjoyed the premiere last night! It was awesome what y'all did at the Venetian.

[John Cohen @JohnCohen27]

Although some days it feels like there’s no end in sight, it’s pretty amazing to see something you have had a hand in actually come into fruition, regardless of the extent you were involved.

[John Cohen @JohnCohen27]

I literally CAN NOT WAIT for the premiere of Shark Tank tonight!

[John Cohen @JohnCohen27]

Hoosiers
Coach Carter
White Men Can’t Jump
Space Jam
Uncle Drew

[JJ Redick @jj_redick]

What’s the best basketball movie of all time?

[John Cohen @JohnCohen27]

If someone will make me some baklava I will FOREVER be your friend!

https://t.co/TkG5cUUqsf

[John Cohen @JohnCohen27]

You can overdramatically dunk all you want, just remember who left a scar on your ego in 2011.

Hint: the same team transitioned from one loyal HOFer to another.

[Hilltop Hoops @HilltopNBA]

LeBron’s best dunks in the Finals. 👑