John Cronyn

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[John Cronyn @JohnCronyn]

It's true! At my last town hall meeting in 2014 they didn't even MENTION the investigation. https://t.co/6WG5BVX9Fh

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

You don’t https://t.co/7lHYkIloyz

[John Cronyn @JohnCronyn]

What is "a town hall meeting?" Seriously, I've forgotten at this point. https://t.co/yOabuRtLDH

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

Guess who was answer to Jeopardy question?

[John Cronyn @JohnCronyn]

@TexasGOP What if they brag about "grabbing women by the pussy" without their consent? Is there anything on the books for that?

[John Cronyn @JohnCronyn]

Believe me, I know a thing or two about pathetic excuses. #teamcornyn #maketexasgreatagain https://t.co/ChOutJPizM

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

Show up for committee markups, offer amendments, and vote. Pathetic excuse. https://t.co/sDFh7klwOA

[John Cronyn @JohnCronyn]

@HarrisCountyRP I, for one, will continue to avoid holding town hall meetings.

[John Cronyn @JohnCronyn]

And now onto the case of "The Missing Town Hall Meetings." Any clues @texasgop? https://t.co/hLtRv2SJiT

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

Mystery solved: Clinton campaign, DNC paid for research that led to Russia dossier https://t.co/a1P7NhvNNS

[John Cronyn @JohnCronyn]

@jamesdickey I know right? Like libraries, social security, or firefighters. When have those EVER benefited the country? #maketexasgreatagain

[John Cronyn @JohnCronyn]

@TexasGOP Very scientific, guys. Good job. #gopintegrity

[John Cronyn @JohnCronyn]

Hey @JudgeTedPoe, any applause for his threatening the press or insulting Hurricane victims? You seem to have very selective applause. https://t.co/g9wDof72Ne

[Ted Poe @JudgeTedPoe]

I applaud the designation of the IRGC as a terrorist organization through Executive Order 13224 – a step I proposed in my bill H.R. 479.

[John Cronyn @JohnCronyn]

Boycotting town hall meetings has always worked out for me. @JohnCornyn https://t.co/3PbXBr3PBR

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

It will be written in Senate Finance Committee, of which you are the ranking member. Will your party participate or boycott? https://t.co/fd2RfJWFJx

[John Cronyn @JohnCronyn]

@WDMunn @JoyAnnReid Blatantly untrue @WDMunn! I have original thoughts all the time.

How about a pizza with cheese INSIDE the crust? Huh?

[John Cronyn @JohnCronyn]

@JohnCornyn

[John Cronyn @JohnCronyn]

Believe me, I know a thing or two about shying away from honest debates. https://t.co/3yJQInD5CI

[John Cronyn @JohnCronyn]

@seungminkim @JohnCornyn It's a great way to keep in shape and train to avoid town hall meetings. @JohnCornyn

[John Cronyn @JohnCronyn]

Listen to weather authorities! Unless it's about climate change. Don't listen then. That's too much listening. https://t.co/46tmxLulys

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

Texans, be prepared for #Harvey by listening to local emergency personnel. More resources available on my website: https://t.co/8OtbE1scVt…

[John Cronyn @JohnCronyn]

Live @JohnCornyn town hall meeting TONIGHT in Houston area...say what? #HurricaneHarvey? Guess I have no choice but to cancel.

[John Cronyn @JohnCronyn]

Yeah, and I doubt ANY of them could "suck their own dick." https://t.co/m8XK1hCUPi

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

NYT: President Barack Obama went through four chiefs of staff— five if you count Pete Rouse, who served in an interim capacity.

[John Cronyn @JohnCronyn]

@jamesdickey Wow, hasn't it? Especially when that guy called Heidi Cruz ugly and said Ted Cruz's Dad killed JFK and now we kiss his ass. Wild...

[John Cronyn @JohnCronyn]

@jamesdickey Looks like the party is broken...I mean the LINK is broken. Sorry, freudian slip.

[John Cronyn @JohnCronyn]

Always great to see @realDonaldTrump. Someday maybe WE can be as great at name-calling and insulting women's bodies, right @JudgeTedPoe? https://t.co/cfPtUz9vcC

[Ted Poe @JudgeTedPoe]

Great to see @realDonaldTrump
and @SecretaryPerry at the roll out of the new U.S. energy plan yesterday!
https://t.co/ZPRM7Ycp3T