Johnson “Mullet” Jones

UT ‘85, First case of lead poisoning, 6x Premature Finisher, Mens League IR, Drunk Text Enthusiast. #Vols

[H-Town Vol @Htown_Vol423]

1. Give GMac more leash to let it rip.

2. Do NOT stop giving Faizon special packages and even expand on it.

3. Cut out the idiotic penalties.

4. Hug Jim Knowles every day and tell him you love him.

Legit playoff threat at that point.

[Lyrine @NintendoHitler]

Just got kicked out of Chuck E Cheese at my son's 1st birthday party cause i called the mouse a nіgger. Looks like woke is back in full force #Midterms

[Fortnite Status @FortniteStatus]

You asked for info on drop rates, so here’s how it works:

The new treasure this season is found in chests just like other items. Treasure drop rates from chests are constant since season launch and don’t vary throughout the day, except during Treasure Hours. Other than Gizmos, you can’t get the same treasure twice.

Every time you open a chest in a normal match, here’s how likely you are to find the treasures:

• 1:1,562,500 - Weekly Gold Outfit
• 1:137,500 - Pirate Shop Access
• 1:7,813 - Weekly Vehicle & Decal
• 1:568 - Weekly Pickaxe or Backbling
• 1:391 - Weekly Jam Track
• 1:272 - Weekly Loading Screen
• 1:127 - Gizmo (any)

During Treasure Hours, including the one earlier today, these treasures have a boosted rate:

• Pirate Shop Access: 1.5x
• Weekly Gold Outfit: 7.5x
• Weekly Vehicle & Decal: 10x

These rates may be higher in future Treasure Hours. If so, we’ll let you know. For instance, during tonight’s 9-11pm ET Treasure Hour, Pirate Shop Access will be boosted to 2.0x and Weekly Gold Outfit to 10.0x.

[Johnson “Mullet” Jones @JohnDoesBone]

@tbuckjenkins hungover working at zaxbys currently. i’ve never hated somewhere so much

[Frank McCormick @CBHeresy]

Being dead hasn’t stopped Democrats from voting before.

[FNAF-ScottGames @FNAF_ScottGames]

Happy Halloween!

[Richard “Dick” Gorgonzola @RDGIX]

Went to buy Zyn and the cashier lady said “only 3mg”

[Johnson “Mullet” Jones @JohnDoesBone]

@TNWindowSeat @ZeroContextVols larper, i see

[Johnson “Mullet” Jones @JohnDoesBone]

56 follower pouch dox. #TheGOAT @FREPouch

[Johnson “Mullet” Jones @JohnDoesBone]

once again. #TheBlindside

[Johnson “Mullet” Jones @JohnDoesBone]

MIKE MATTHEWS HAVE MY CHILDREN

[Dylan Holt @DylanHolt_]

Now that it’s over and we won.

This block by Mike Matthews was so sick.

[Johnson “Mullet” Jones @JohnDoesBone]

1st win against top 10 opponents since 2012, but 2-0 against top 10 opponents this season #floridamath

[Jim @Jimmyspinn3r]

Was fingering this asian broad last night who had a massive bush, i felt like i was 9 years old again looking for a wiffle ball in the hedges, only thing missing was the sound of the ice cream truck driving by

[Johnson “Mullet” Jones @JohnDoesBone]

They’re nearby.

[Austin Brown @Austin_Vols]

The new cream basketball jerseys 👀

[Dakota The Astrowolf @DakotaAstroWolf]

Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there

[Johnson “Mullet” Jones @JohnDoesBone]

@Mooseman0012 farm burner. hell yeah

[Sean Murphy Enthusiast @murphyplshomer]

Dylan Raiola vs Nico Iamaleava

[Doug “Clif Bomb” Cliford @dougcliford1967]

Not my fault, i was drunk.