John Dough

autism episodes

[John Dough @JohnDoughodca]

guys new level unlocked at work today
i am writing pipelines🤯🤯🤯
(copying other pipeline code and replacing names and waiting 2 hours for it to be deployed)

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@Hydratedjiraya are you interested in crying?

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there are so many things about my work i need to rant, welcome to my unsolicited opinions about basically everything everywhere

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@sleepy_guava he said that while i was eating eggs😭🙏🏼

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i like my eggs just like pimple, the yolk should be runny and creamy
-dad

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@kaxsthxbh damn, very insightful

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what are the chances that you have a egoistic bitchass seniors in corporate?
like genuinely asking

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@Hydratedjiraya glad i could help like this

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bro this df at work acts like he knows world
i asked if he's in linux and os and stuff
mf said yes
i asked which his fav distro is
and he said what is that😭😭🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
i don't wanna talk to him wtaf😭😭😭
he acts like he knows everything man😭🙏🏼

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@kaxsthxbh exciteddd

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@Hydratedjiraya ikr, i searched for autism

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@prathwik0 oh😭 i mean he so bad
work that can be done in $10
he will do it in $10000 bcs he just suck

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the audacity my dumbass senior has while writing ugly fckin buggy code that i keep refactoring to tell me that MY code is bad
all he knows to do is get shit done
even if he ends up making a $10 job done for $10000

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how do people get the intuition for hash tables
like there are soo many ways you can do it
why hash tables

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wym deep throat doesn't mean deep voice
wtaf

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lemme explain why i use python for cp over cpp or anything else
1. my focus is on the logic and intuition rather than syntax
2. i hate to be bothered about petty things

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okay honestly
i don't see any other solution except recursion for this
matrix is just 20x20
nothing to discuss
smh

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problem 980
hmmmm graph it is uh?

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now that the thought process is complete
time to write the code
no
acoustic
i shall forget i ever thought about this
and move on

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can't sleep
let's think about leetcode problem 3266
it is optimization focused problem
i don't have x premium
please read the problem statement by yourself
let's discuss(ik its going to be just me talking to myself again) in the comments

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heck yes
i wanna show a picture for clarity
let's see

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okay
for horizontal pattern
the steps will unevenly spread only until
the numbers reach a state of least variation/standard deviation(or wtv you wanna call it)
and after that, each number will be multiplied only once and
the order is always going to be the sams
bcs ratio