John Dye (author)

SFF/Horror scribbler repped by @evanjgregory.

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Just in: Random trans woman caught GROPING man in a public theater with CHILDREN in next row, ejected from theater for VAPING and now seeking legal action against theater.

Correction: Not a trans woman, just a Republican congresswoman. Carry on.

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I apologize for any confusion this morning

You may have suddenly and inexplicably found yourself in a shirt. That's on me.

In my haste, I accidentally put on a shirt inside-out, rendering me the only human in existence outside of it even though my goal was to be inside it.

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Alright guys, I'm out. Someone let me know when a reasonable alternative to this shit show comes out. #x #TwitterX

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I like Douglas Adams, but the guy was off by 95.04.

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@EsmeWeatherwax8 Oh hey, this is me. I cook for myself every day and love cooking for other people. I also keep a clean kitchen... but the rest of my place is a wreck, so we're gonna need a third or fourth person too. Maybe a dedicated finance person too, because paperwork is not my thing.

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@JennaGuillaume Wolf spider. Not spooky.

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@robertskmiles Oh look, it's Dunning-Kruger: the thread.

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@librarythingtim Look, I'm a raging socialist, but the reason we don't use Roman concrete is:
-Modern concrete has higher load-bearing capacity
-Building codes require consistent quality
-Volcanic ash (pozzolana) isn't readily available
-Mining pozzolana would be an ecological disaster

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@leek_alter I mean, I was looking to purchase some property above the Mason-Dixon, so here I am in Northfield.

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It's 2030 and one dude in his basement has woken up with a hangover, smoked a bowl, and produced an entire Alien vs. Jesus cinematic trilogy starring the cast of Friends using only a chatbot and Redbull.

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@punished_cait You can fully season a cast iron in, like, an hour. Just rub some oil on it and throw it in the oven, dude.

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Welp, after watching @theartificegirl, it's time to watch everything @FranklinRitch ever has a hand in from now on.

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@FranklinRitch Damn right, Flanagan.

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@trtaiwan @foodwishes Thank you thank you!

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Rendang (probably my favorite) via @foodwishes turned at least partially into onigiri 🥘🍙

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@epithetos @robertjbennett Not a surplus, a refusal to continue labor under such hellish conditions. So to OP's point. Businesses didn't look around and say, "Well, we've got enough profit; I guess we can let these folk have some rights now."

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What's the word for when you're doing your taxes and you get something in your eye but rather than deal with it, you just endure it because it matches your frustration that this is something every American has to do annually for the benefit of one company?

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@DaleEstey @wendyparciak Man, can I steal your brain and replace my own with it?

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@wendyparciak I'm reminded of Vince Gilligan's response to the question, Do you enjoy writing? He answered: It's fun having written.

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@mattgaetz "That our base is insane is something which we must factor into strategy."