Johnny Tran

This is a toxic place

[Johnny Tran @JohnETran]

Already blew coke off of some cougar’s $100 acrylic nails.

Where will this night go next?

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Johnny Tran is automatic on dates but if he has one Achilles heel…breaking the seal.

On bathroom trip #8 rn. Game must be tighter than a nun’s birth canal for success.

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3 vodka sodas + chicken tenders and fries followed by filthy car sex.

The Red Sox might be out, but it’s always the postseason for Johnny Tran

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Johnny Tran needs to stop being dangerously late for dates.

This one might bite him in the ass badly

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Johnny Tran just landed in Vegas with 8 tabs of acid in his bag.

I don’t know what’s gonna happen next.

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@IvantheLaker Made it back just in time

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Tran is dangerously close to shitting himself in this TJ Maxx line

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@SmoolcShow22 Candles.

Ironic I know

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@SmoolcShow22 I’m not surprised at all 😂

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Nothing was more toxic than opposing crowds at high school basketball games.

You’d be hearing shit like “Number 17 has 2 dads!”

💀

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@SmoolcShow22 Ya king as we speak

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Finna yack

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Tran eats.

Whatever you take away from tonight, remember that Johnny Tran eats.

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Out at a work event and this random chick already feeling Tran.

I’m still unhappy. Lakers are out of the playoffs

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On Wednesday’s Tran’s in pink

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Sometimes you can’t eat the ass, even if the ass deserved to be eaten, you can’t eat it.

You gotta send a strong message.

You can’t just be handing out ass eats to everyone.

Trannerisms.

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Johnny Tran enjoyed another nice meal tonight 👺

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