John Egbert

hi, im john egbert! i like sburb, con air and pranking! (PARODY ACCOUNT, NOT AFFILIATED WITH MSPA/HOMESTUCK) banner by @capriciouscv

[John Egbert @JohnEgbert1304]

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, May 2nd 2024, is the day he joins Twitter.

(parody account. Not affiliated with MSPA and Homestuck.)

[John Egbert @JohnEgbert1304]

@tipsyGmostalgic ok, hope it goes well.

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@tipsyGmostalgic @ghostliestTrick ummm… no reason!

have you tried seeing one of those back snapper guys? what are they called again, chiropractors?

[John Egbert @JohnEgbert1304]

@tipsyGmostalgic @ghostliestTrick unrelated question, how is your backpain?

[John Egbert @JohnEgbert1304]

@KARKVANT69 i’d take that as a threat if i were you.

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@gluttonGymnast excuse me????????

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@carcinoGenist can you feel your other fingers from the bottom of the bun when you hold it like that? ha ha.

[John Egbert @JohnEgbert1304]

@gluttonGymnast umm, what about me?

[John Egbert @JohnEgbert1304]

@gluttonGymnast ha ha, whats with the winkies?

[John Egbert @JohnEgbert1304]

@gluttonGymnast oh, hey vriska!

[John Egbert @JohnEgbert1304]

@ghostliestTrick @KARKVANT69 yeah! like what about the ghostbusters mmo?

[fedorafreak @2crazyabtfdras]

#NewProfilePic

thought it would be befitting. requesting peer input.

[fedorafreak @2crazyabtfdras]

crater found at the back of the neighbourhood. where the egbert residence used to be. police surrounding the perimeter; lots of people n/ comotion.

[fedorafreak @2crazyabtfdras]

will investigate: police sirens are blaring; lots of people.

[John Egbert @JohnEgbert1304]

screw you.

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SAY GOODBYE. "JOHN" EGBERT.

[fedorafreak @2crazyabtfdras]

updating collection of fedoras.

[John Egbert @JohnEgbert1304]

@ttrialAirwalker i’m ok. i’m just hanging out, really.

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@aimlessArisen //this is gonna be very cool

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@mallymaniacs @turntechGlobhed

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@turntechGlobhed if anything, rose would be the one doing that! seeing as she has alot of yarn!

…and also turning into a cat hybrid that one time.

[John Egbert @JohnEgbert1304]

@mallymaniacs @PopTartWolfy05 that’s very nice of them! thank you so much!