John Eva

nah

[John Eva @JohnEvaComedy]

"Lice actually prefer clean hair" - my 5th grade science teacher who probably had lice

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

We all have that one friend who is Constantly Struggling against One or More Outrageously Absurd Plights

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i wish the pokémon battle music played whenever i ran into someone i don't like

[Hazel @Hazeludw]

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE SUPER INSECURE BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU CAN WALK INTO A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE AND THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE ??

[SignalCreep @sucking89]

“goodbye cruel world” i say as i press the button that makes everyone nice

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

someone said that cranberry juice tastes like it doesn't want to be wet & i can't stop thinking about it

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

god damn it.... son of a bitch... I just realized that Blueys mom works in airport security... and Blueys dad is an archaeologist.... Bluey's mom's job is sniffing, and Bluey's dad's job is digging up bones.... because they're fucking dogs.....

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Me: Hey, can you print this black and white document?

Printer: I am offline.

Me: No, you are not. Can you please just print this black and white document?

Printer: With my MAGENTA low??? Bro, you sound insane right now.

[theselongwars @theselongwars_]

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

[With Love, JerLisa Nicole @JerLisa_Nicole]

Being an American right now is just waking up and being told how much more money our president is stealing and having to go about our day like normal.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

I have heard people claim that the reaction people are having against AI is the same reaction people had when the internet started to be introduced. And as someone who was there at the time, I can tell you NO IT FUCKING WASN'T.

[` @ymmayerr]

Not to be dramatic but I really think we’re underreacting to how fucking stupid everyone is.

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

“happy to hop on a call” i would actually rather join a 14th century monastery

[John Eva @JohnEvaComedy]

@KirbyCheatFurby @notveryraven If you don't have Nintendo online you can just have your Pokemon that have the trade ability set up shop, I got all the berries that way, you aren't capped on the amount of shops you can have open
Register, 5 counters, and electricity.
They also sell other cool stuff

[John Eva @JohnEvaComedy]

Sometimes I go to the bathroom fully intending not to poop. But it's as though my bowels recognize home when we get there

[John Eva @JohnEvaComedy]

Ironically this saga has been McDonalds best advertising in years

[John Eva @JohnEvaComedy]

@KnightedSloth @glacilan When I go back the resources didn't refresh but it could be that I didn't wait long enough?

[John Eva @JohnEvaComedy]

@EXITLlFE Please share when finished!!

[sher @imnotsher]

more devs should create npcs that tell you info blatantly incorrect that the game has to intervene and be like "please do not listen to him. he is dumb"

[hunter @3gpmh]

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

This would be like the funniest possible time for a big boat to get stuck sideways in the Suez Canal