John Gutfreund

Salomon ‘91 / STIR Trader / D3 Insider / HB lover / Shrink the Crown

[John Gutfreund @JohnGburner]

@fucthecac 1. Union frats are not real, I would rather go to a softball mixer with lib league 5s then Sig Nu alpha phi mixer at union.

2. After the top 4, the list falls off a cliff. Ithaca kids can not slug (from experience) and any school from Rochester is a total shrink

[John Gutfreund @JohnGburner]

Liberty League teams ranked based off how much they booze:

1: RPI
2. Hobart
3. SLU
4. Skidmore
5. Union
6. Ithaca
7. Rochester
8. RIT
8. Clarkson
9. Vassar
10. Bard

#shrinkcac #conferencedox

[John Gutfreund @JohnGburner]

@RodgerTink50 Good rebuttal. Nescac guys dream of getting to play puck at RPI or Union someday

[John Gutfreund @JohnGburner]

“Yeah I play in the Liberty League, high academic D3, oh you’ve never heard of it? We’re kinda like the nescac but worse. Oh your boyfriend plays hockey at Williams? Ok your walking away now #fuck #shrinkcac #reallife7

[John Gutfreund @JohnGburner]

Current trade: Long 1M USDJPY straddle, non-directional.

Surprise fed hike / more intervention is in play, with a BOJ still figuring things out.

Best, John

[John Gutfreund @JohnGburner]

@HigleXJFWMcCrin Fuck you Hingle

[John Gutfreund @JohnGburner]

#slop & #mouse dox. Real men work through lunch at the desk

[John Gutfreund @JohnGburner]

@PrarieOverman @colebcoolidge You wouldn’t understand because you didn’t play d3. You should probably just delete the app you don’t belong here

[John Gutfreund @JohnGburner]

@Sirside001 @hbgolfusa Polo market is wide open. Thinking of starting my own brand. Lmk if ur interested

[John Gutfreund @JohnGburner]

Relegate @hbgolfusa #dissapointing

[John Gutfreund @JohnGburner]

@Sirside001 @hbgolfusa I think this really raises the question about who should be #1 now

[John Gutfreund @JohnGburner]

Just had my co-intern ask if I have seen any good movies while waiting for the elevator. We really have hit an all time low for small talk

[John Gutfreund @JohnGburner]

Can’t wait for all the #cac guys to get back to school this fall and post the all lib tards and real life 7s from dhall on the beev #caction #nattylight

[John Gutfreund @JohnGburner]

When your buddy has sunshine and rainbows but you still have until Aug 28 of your Nepo internship @Sirside001

[John Gutfreund @JohnGburner]

Found this in back of the fridge but kinda plays. Loomis lax warmup for that one freshman I know is on here somewhere #whale #showerdox #handdox

[John Gutfreund @JohnGburner]

@buxtons_burner Buxton, you need to be relegated from the beev for this take. Take a lap @Sirside001 @natalieYlight

[John Gutfreund @JohnGburner]

@Sirside001 @natalieYlight Cheers, Sir. May his legacy live forever

[John Gutfreund @JohnGburner]

Bullish on unreal. Thank me later

-John

[John Gutfreund @JohnGburner]

@jtraphouse99 Greetings, Justin. Glad to see some ball knowers on here. Let’s stay in touch

[John Gutfreund @JohnGburner]

How it feels after rebranding my burner