John Green

Most days you'll catch me kayaking. Just getting started.

[John Green @JohnGreenrjs]

@linhxavier21797 wait, did anyone else see the reflection at 0:09 or am i hallucinating

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@JamesRodriz0i the girl in the back is fighting for her life trying not to laugh

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I couldn't get a single word out. The fucking thing had just spoken. And I'd understood it perfectly. "What the fuck!?" I finally blurted out.

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@EmmaJohnsopsz does she post stuff like this often or was this a one time thing

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今年58歳で、株を25年続けており、月収は1,200万円です。悪いことは言わない。株式で資産を築きたいなら、必ず最後まで読んでください。
9月18日までに購入を。
準備金：5万円

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@BenjaminAdqfh massive w for the timeline today

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@RobertAndehpa reverse this video from 0:10 and tell me it isn't intentional

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Because some of the spoons have begun to warp at the handle.

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Be it a hobby, be it my own job. All just to always know someone has done this or is just capable of doing it faster, more efficient and i just end up feeling like the bottom of the barrel.

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애기한테 말거는 팁있어..?
아직 안친해서
석화야 엄마야.. 배고푸지
눈좀떠봐.. 이거만 하고 있음..
뭐라 말해줘야하지.,

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@kyleluke885513 you have $100 to replicate this vibe. what are you buying

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@anhjack432028 if this was a restaurant dish wht cuisine would it be

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@EmilyLewisyks hot take: the vibe is off and nobody wants to admit it

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@CharlotteJmvdqv The consistency of quality here is what I respect the most...

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Been friends with my partner for the past 5 years, dating for roughly 3 months.

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@JohnMoorefda The thing nobody noticed is that the mirror looks completely different at 0:07

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I would get close up to your ear and whisper how I'm ovulating right now and that I just had my iud taken out. I would straddle you placing your cock in me slowly thrusting you in and out. I would tell you be a good boy and try not to cum in me...

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I woke up this morning to witness a murder in my front yard….
I’ve never seen so many crows before.

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@VictoriaCak1l this is uncomfortably specific and i need to know who told them about me tbh

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left corner → Done Ready to cheer for your team’s hero?