Brandonomics Defender

I'm nobody

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

Without a father they're going to grow up to be pit bulls just like him

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

This pitbull got the neighbor's dog pregnant. When the puppies were brought over to meet him, he immediately denied any involvement

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

How she looks at you when you rip a loud fart in the restaurant that was clearly VERY wet

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

Toddler: I don't want to be a big girl :/ I don't want to grow up

Me:

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

Everyone forgot how crazy COVID was

[Henry Shevlin @dioscuri]

I used to love a web tool called StumbleUpon. Added a button to your browser that would take you to random blogs and websites. Found so much fascinating stuff that way, and it was the antithesis of today’s winner-take-most centralised web.

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

Crazy that they didn't check the website first to see if bushmeat is allowed

[CBP @CBP]

When traveling into the U.S., please note that bushmeat is prohibited to bring into the country. Before you come back from your trip abroad, check CBP's restricted items list about the items you plan to bring back. ➡️ https://t.co/02J14VASbn

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

Great a 400 page paperweight

[CommieTurk @PunishedCommie]

This might be one of the funniest gifs I’ve seen on this platform

Something about mussolini hitting that on hitler is just so funny

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

@SheevPalps66 @newlooklurker @TheFuriouswc Clearly they didn't

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

Incredible historical reference, George Lucas. And how would these Carthaginian tradesman speak?

"Chinese"

[BeyondthePale🇻🇦 @rigdamna]

A wonderful piece of SW Prequel ship design is the Lukrehulk. It is clearly designed to mirror the harbor of Carthage, denoting both incredible naval power and significant affluence through trade.

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

@SheevPalps66 @newlooklurker @TheFuriouswc He's not Thai he's Neimoidian who gives a shit

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

@newlooklurker @TheFuriouswc Bad actor?

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

@DonQueerxote No, George Lucas did stupid

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

@TheFuriouswc Wrong

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

@OzgeKatip Wrong

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

"No mom it's uh... I'm a terrorist!"

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Muslim student asks: “Can I practice gay anal sex to widen my ass for a bomb?”

Muslim teacher answers: “Normally forbidden, but for jihad? Totally allowed!”

Is it just me, or they are all repressed and gay?

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

@gremulant It's a Thai accent stupid

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

@EaterOfRats102 @Player0129876 Says the guy obsessed with Half Life

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

@8EyedEel @QuetzalPhoenix Except that private roads have already existed for a long time