Brandonomics Defender

I'm nobody

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

This would've done numbers in 2014

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

Wow

[Jeffrey A Tucker @jeffreytucker]

With more confidence than ever, I'm prepared to declare raw milk as hair growth tonic. It's crazy. I've not had this much hair since my early 20s. I've only been drinking it four months. It's also not just hair but all fast-growing cells like fingernails and so on. The implications of this are incredible to me. We've been pasteurizing and homogenizing for a century. What have we been denying the human body all this time?

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

@meaimanlee I dated a girl who spent thousands on Candy Crush

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

The Mighty Nein

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

I'm still standing
Better than I ever did
Creating a bunch of new survivors
Touching on some little kids

[Titus “Stallion Balls” Gimpson @StallionBaals]

Say thank you to @JohnGregoryJr for bringing us the real news

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

@chris_cash100 I was, he came up to me!

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

I had an alcoholic coworker who told me if you drink vodka no one can smell it and I was like dude you smell like vodka

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

My steak too juicy, lobster too buttery

[MR. OBVIOUS @ObviousRises]

At first I thought this was a wholesome post about a son helping his drunk mother and then I read the last part and it hit me like a flash grenade.

[水腥味 @ymeatuna]

您好，查询到没有人爱您，活着也是受罪，请明天早上8:00到派出所接受枪毙，谢谢配合！

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

Learned a lot about drunks from this

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

I had an alcoholic coworker who told me if you drink vodka no one can smell it and I was like dude you smell like vodka

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

@StallionBaals Saw it this weekend

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

@Sidneykidney4

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

> giant fucking tits

[sneakn @sneaknsneak]

and I'm not going to be shy about it.

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

The Daily Show with Ston Jewart

[vin00vin @vin00vin]

HカップとJカップの比較

🔶Hカップ
・トップ−アンダー差：約27.5cm
・JIS規格内。
・一般的に「爆乳」の入口サイズ ・容量・投影は十分あるが、Jよりは抑えめ
🔷Jカップ

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

I was smarter than my 6th grade teacher. It was so obvious that classmates that one said it out loud and my teacher had a full meltdown

[Firewall With Me♀ @razorgrrrl]

If you’re a grown man and you still hold a grudge against female teachers or authority figures who were just trying to do their jobs or had your best interests in mind (and absolutely zero real abuse or neglect occurred!) then you need some real problems

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

4 y/o: Does everything die?

Me: Yes

4 y/o: Even ghosts?

Me: Well, no. When some people die, they become ghosts. Ghosts are already dead

4 y/o: Oh. Can you show me?

Me: Show you what?

4 y/o: Show me someone dying

[Titus “Stallion Balls” Gimpson @StallionBaals]

If you want to know what a girl really thinks of her friends, pick one and say, “She seems innocent.” Works every time

[Brandonomics Defender @JohnGregoryJr]

@HowlingShackle One wife at a time