John Healy

Undergraduate student of the English and Greek languages at UIC. Passionate about books and trashy movies. A-Town resident.

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

have you won a baseball game in the current lunar cycle

[John Healy @JohnHealy90]

@jimmyadameklive We getting custom coasters or are you lame and going to do the pre-builds?

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

On the 4th day of Soxmas…

RETWEET for a chance to win an autographed Lucas Giolito hat.

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

12 Days of Soxmas is back!

RETWEET for a chance to win an autographed Dylan Cease baseball.

[John Healy @JohnHealy90]

@FtWBravo3 You jinxed it!

[John Healy @JohnHealy90]

@jimmyadameklive You convert and join the seminary.

[John Healy @JohnHealy90]

@jimmyadameklive He's like one of those meme videos where it's like Shrek but it starts playing 2x as fast each time he says "Donkey".

But in this case, whenever an IP or media company makes something queer his speech and pitch increases as well until he Cronenbergs himself.

[John Healy @JohnHealy90]

@jimmyadameklive You jelly? 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

RETWEET for a chance to win an autographed Lucas Giolito baseball.

#ChangeTheGame x @GuaranteedRate

[John Healy @JohnHealy90]

@awkwardmanboy That's cool man, any pics?

[John Healy @JohnHealy90]

@awkwardmanboy Something about bodies of water. When the weather is nice I like to walk down to the lake front and chill, watch the waves.

[John Healy @JohnHealy90]

@jimmyadameklive Gotta throw that kitchen sink at it. Get better homie.

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

BOOM! 💥

In honor of #NationalBobbleheadDay, be the first to receive a Cane Guy bobblehead. RETWEET for a chance to win.

[John Healy @JohnHealy90]

@jimmyadameklive Do you want them to lose or is it just feeling good that you lost to the winner?

[Nick Murawski @Nick_GGTB]

It happened 16 years ago. It was glorious. I even bought a commemorative pizza cutter. #WhiteSox

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Do your thing, Cane Guy. See you all for Game 4 tomorrow!

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

We believe!

[Cut4 @Cut4]

MVP? 👀

[John Healy @JohnHealy90]

@heymedley Not a fan of shadow Luffy?

[John Healy @JohnHealy90]

@IDS616 I don't get it. Why is this a thing? What's the point?