John “Hot Rod” Riley

Alabama ‘87 | PWC Audit Partner | Goose enthusiast belittler | 2 Ex Wife’s | KA Newboy of the year ‘83 | Blue Pow Enthusiast

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@JTburnerman Looks like a blast wish I could’ve gone #pikefijiday

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@BarefootBuldog @wardamnbilly Live version clears

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@JTburnerman “Cocaine running through my big vain”

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The downside of driving with flops when it’s so fucking hot is the cold ass air on your feet

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@BigGamblingMan Who’s the phag with the natty #pussy

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@JTburnerman He’s so cool

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Just another reason to never visit 4th street live #deport

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@JTburnerman I need to get a new pair are they worth it?

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@JTburnerman Realistically there’s no hope so I respect the tan line commitment

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@JTburnerman Regional bias, stay out west faggot

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Culver’s is better than in n out

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@JTburnerman I had in and out yesterday in Tennessee and honestly didn’t really blow me away

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Here’s me pulling into Culver’s

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@JTburnerman She’s staring

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@widespreadpanic

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The elephant walk

[Mark Pope @CoachMarkPope]

BBN, in May you asked me over 5,000 questions. My turn. Let’s have some fun! Best answer takes home 2 front-row tickets to Big Blue Madness!

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@antmanwyoming @JTburnerman @roberthairpiece Make sure you take a shit beforehand

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@PaperRoute46 @dabigbisky You fucking suck

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This is the gayest thing I’ve seen this much and I’m on Twitter a lot

[Ross Martin @RossMartinNC]

People will talk about 2026 Goose, like they do 1977 Grateful Dead and 1994 Phish. What a run.