John

Communications Executive @englandrugby | Used regularly for my height by old women in supermarkets who can't reach the top shelf.

[John @JohnHouse94]

@freddiec1994 Feels like an extreme example that one pal! Hoping that isn’t something you’ve actually heard!

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At what point do we start worrying Root is waiting too long to declare. #bbccricket #INDvsENG

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@mattieallen289 I respect that you still have hopes. Terrible pitch, dreadful commentary, good watch.

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@oliverwjarvis hope the next ep involves darkened shots down the corridors of Neo

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@freddiec1994 @lidiafanzo Like the M25?

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@freddiec1994 @lidiafanzo ‘A man on the roads’ - explain

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@cornwallchar @mattieallen289 Its time will come.

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Can only imagine how badly Gal Gadots WhatsApp is currently blowing up with requests to ‘pull out another banger to get us through this one’ #lockdownUK

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@samanthajohnst_ @mattieallen289 Or in Arrested Developments case, unbelievable first series garbage from series 3 onwards. Mattie assume you've done the other classics, New Girl, B99?

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@mattieallen289 @samanthajohnst_ Parks and Rec? Although feel free to breeze past season 1.

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@sophiejcnielsen @freddiec1994 Also put your pillowcase in the fridge. Also your pillow. And any pyjamas. And yourself. Sleep in the fridge. You’re welcome.

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@Chip_23 @gflee89 @crickshouts @horleycricket Looks like a road compared to Castle.

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@freddiec1994 @lidiafanzo Sounds like you might be the one sweating pal

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@freddiec1994 @lidiafanzo I forget you’re 87 years old Fred

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@oliverwjarvis Thoughts and prayers with those who turned up hoping to face the avalanche but only got a question about who Posh Spice married #5050

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Going to have to watch this with crowd noise on as it turns out Gary Neville is a massive mouth breather. Like sitting in a bloody wind tunnel when there’s no crowd noise. #MCIARS

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@lidiafanzo World class PowerPoint skills though. Only missing some better slide transitions and the applause sound effect at the end.