John I.

Fluent in sarcasm | Hip-hop aficionado | Backgammon and bocce amateur-pro | 4.97 Uber rating | Managing Director @ INSRD

[John I. @JohnIsmailoglu]

Looking good, Berlin.

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I'd rather be one.

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If your phone's screen is cracked and you're wearing dirty air force ones please keep a distance of 1.5 meters from me.

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You'd think I ordered a flat screen TV. Nope, just a 60x90 door mat. #boxgametoostrong

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#VincentAboubakar with the hammer.

[beIN SPORTS Türkiye @beINSPORTS_TR]

🚀 Vincent Aboubakar'dan harikulade gol! #BJKvGS #SporTotoSüperLig

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@Besiktas 😂 Admin dur hahaha

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@madelinelawren Let's add buercracy to the list please.

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@commerzbank Great suggestions!! I'll try email. You can't hang up on an email, @commerzbank!

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Is it standard practice at @commerzbank to keep business clients on hold and hang up on them when it's their turn to speak with a representative? Third time now back to back. How much longer do I have to einen Augenblick Geduld haben? #kundenservice

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@travisjtodd @JM_Luczak @MechthildRawert EC Karte version coming in 2027.

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What ever happened to Clubhouse?

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Saw a QR code on a Rundfunkbeitrag paper form and scanned it out of curiosity. I got hyped thinking I can complete and submit the information online. Yea, you can complete the info but still need to print and mail the form. Bruh. You already sent the damn form.

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@DrewPortnoy Make sure there's no Spargel season in Mallorca before you book.

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Down to 10 men. Playing away. Comes off the bench. 3 assists and 1 goal. Beast 🔥

[English Players Abroad @EnglishAbroad1]

🇹🇷 The renaissance of Nathan Redmond 🔥 Another remarkable goal for him tonight. Besiktas won 4-2 away to Fenerbahce with the former #SaintsFC winger scoring one and assisting the other three. Not bad seeing he came off the bench 🤯🤯 #besiktas

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Berlin: We need to use glass bottles because it's better for the environment.

Also Berlin:

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Parents tipsy on rosé while their kids eat sand. Saturdays at the #Kollwitzplatz playground.

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Snoop repping both coasts last night in Berlin 🔥

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"I'm crossing the pond to visit the Big Apple." No. It's a damn ocean and no one except tourists and noobs call it the Big Apple. It's either New York or The City. Thanks for attending my TED Talk.

[Morning Brew Daily @mbdailyshow]

Silicon Valley Bank is imploding before our eyes

here is how SVB threw 50 years of goodwill and $80 billion down the drain in just 30 hours

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@Pitch 62 page deck containing mainly buzz words