John "JS" Shart

Texas '11 | Lifelong Republican | ΒΘΠ Kitchen Boy | Chick Fil'A Red Rewards | Houseboy

[John "JS" Shart @JohnJSShart]

My homeboy in 7th grade used to send nudes on canvas i wonder whats going through his mind right now

[John "JS" Shart @JohnJSShart]

Chick texted me at 2am to come over and im in an apartment party listening to a guy play ukelele #what

[John "JS" Shart @JohnJSShart]

@tigertowntrash Stop playing text me ur #

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TJ Maxxing today

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@TortoiseCosta Burlebo

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@tigertowntrash is uk any good ive only watched us the last 3 years

[John "JS" Shart @JohnJSShart]

Pregaming with a ex-situationship rn, friend talking to me said "i've heard alot of stories about you" #whatdatmean

[T 🇹🇹 @AlaskanTom]

Might throw something on the grill if Karmelo Anthony gets the death penalty

[John "JS" Shart @JohnJSShart]

@unit_wayne69 Damm thats crazy, Rack reveal where

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lets see if this one works

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@toematerg 6'2" 200

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@AccentsSouthern link?

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@pssypink65 Wow

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@kyleniggahall Used to?

[John "JS" Shart @JohnJSShart]

There might not be many things worse than dinner with an old situationship who isnt scared to tell you her whore stories

[John "JS" Shart @JohnJSShart]

Minorities, start your engines!!!

[Ole Miss Muse @OleMissMuse1]

SEC QBs I’d let date my daughter

Would
1. Stockton
2. Manning
3. Mateer
4. Curtis
5. Macyntire
6. Aaron Philo
7. Kenny Michney
8. Leavitt

Maybe
9. Trinidad
10. Simmons
11. Byrum Brown

Wouldn’t
12. Keelon Russel
13. Marcel
14. KJ Jackson
15. Sellers
16. Kamari Taylor

[Steven “Munch Man” Stifler @Munch_Man10]

No situationship, no gf, no significant other, no plans, just #chudmaxxing. We are not the same.

[John "JS" Shart @JohnJSShart]

4:25 in the morning and i'm off to work this shit fucking blows dick