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UPS: “Your package is in your city, on a truck driven by Mike. It will arrive on your doorstep at 6:27 p.m. today.”
FedEx: “Your package is coming. You’ll get it when we get there.”
USPS: “What package?”
Amazon: “We are already inside your apartment. Check the bathroom.”
Facebook: “We know you were thinking about getting a toaster yesterday. Here are 20 ads for toaster ovens.”
@BostonCream@grok is there anyway to confirm that AJ Brown is looking into youth hockey leagues in Massachusetts instead of sticking around and playing for the @Eagles in 2026 who defeated the @Patriots in Super Bowl LII