john kennebrew

This is a collection of the rants, musings, and philosophy of the horror/fantasy writer. You'll laugh, cry, and maybe try to burn down my house.

[john kennebrew @JohnKennebrew]

You can read chilling stories and articles here. https://t.co/g8XS5H1QuY or you can be emailed new things here https://t.co/CCpKfUqZZS

[john kennebrew @JohnKennebrew]

A tale of priest confusing to bartenders, zombies, and unclean bathrooms
#99cents
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[john kennebrew @JohnKennebrew]

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[john kennebrew @JohnKennebrew]

This story is gonna sound less cute when you realize it ends with zombies eating https://t.co/EgT6EJDb6T more
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[john kennebrew @JohnKennebrew]

This story is gonna sound a lot less cute when you realize the story ends with zombies eating everyone. I was seven
https://t.co/rPX2TvQhIW

[Penelope @penelope20mn]

I'll assign motives to inanimate objects IDGAF.

[john kennebrew @JohnKennebrew]

@jessjesinghaus thanks for liking my post you're officially my bestest best friend for today

[Jessica Jesinghaus @jessjesinghaus]

Big Book Sale https://t.co/SFurHkrXOH

[john kennebrew @JohnKennebrew]

Ya bored and have kindle unlimited?? read this disturbing short story for free. potato that is all
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[john kennebrew @JohnKennebrew]

When I hear a court case name like Miranda v. Arizona. I picture one man fighting the entire state. #weird

[john kennebrew @JohnKennebrew]

Hey awesome butt, My first flash fiction story on amazon is free right now. Download now. read later. thank me then
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[john kennebrew @JohnKennebrew]

If you have kindle unlimited you will want to and read this unsettling story
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[john kennebrew @JohnKennebrew]

I have the urge to tell a story through twitter somehow

[john kennebrew @JohnKennebrew]

I'm playing Fantasy MMA, check it out yourself... @Kountermove https://t.co/NsWttdK34J

[john kennebrew @JohnKennebrew]

Your brain is trying to kill you. Enough said. https://t.co/ocSw8WjCpA

#dark

[john kennebrew @JohnKennebrew]

Teleportation is a nice method for assisted suicide. https://t.co/kOgkrTlxfW

[Platinum2000 @PLATINUM2000]

Sometimes you have to force someone to be happy.

Buys:
*Duct tape
*Blindfold
*Nipple clamps
*Taser

Because that's what friends are for.

[RBWatkinson @R_B_Watkinson]

@JohnKennebrew Thanks for the follow. I'll be interested in reading your blogs. I like a good rant 😀

[john kennebrew @JohnKennebrew]

@RosaWatkinson everyone should. Thanks for the views

[john kennebrew @JohnKennebrew]

@RosaWatkinson

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Hey bro, nowhere on the cologne bottle does it say "please marinate in"