John Kimmons

I talk to myself. Ventriloquist, Magician, Disney Cruise Line performer. Co-owner of Trix in the Stix.

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@Orx_Army @MedGold_ Surely Canada only controls their side of the border, so that is they control who enters Canada from the States. Isn't it America's job to stop people crossing in the other direction?

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@iluminatibot I'd guess because they revealed no conspiracy and he knows that is the last thing his fan base would want to see. They'd suddenly all decide Trump was in on it rather than accept it at face value.

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@TheOtherLars @hmitchell When buses take people to Kamala''s rallies, people accuse her of bringing in paid actors. Why does no one ever do that with Trump? Obviously it's the same situation, except she pays for them to get back to their cars as well.

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@maddenifico And RFK thinks there is a chance that Trump will honour his side of the deal once his endorsement helps him get elected!

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@rothschildmd But he's kept his imaginary Trump Cards at the low price of $100! I'm not even sure how he can be making a profit!

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@TraderClip @TheGMcConnachie Well Ricky based his early stand-up on Stewart Lee and called him 'The cleverest, funniest and most cliche-free comedian on the circuit', so just tell her that.

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@TCJaalin I think it is directly affecting attendance for 2024 and early 2025 because I know so many fellow Brits who are postponing their Florida trips until after it opens. In the long run I agree that WDW will remain as popular as ever.

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@ArtCandee Well, that was weird ...

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@futureport82 Doesn't being able to see the castle screw up the sightlines? Won't this fix that?

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@KeithOlbermann I think he really believes this. You just know that behind the scenes he's demanding that his team produce similarly realistic 'ai' images for his own campaign and is apoplectic that they can't do it.

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@plebcy @disneyglimpses Everything flows? Thunder Mountain is literally a dead end and you have to double back to get round to Fantasyland. Sightlines? You can see a fairytale castle from Frontierland and you can stand in Fantasyland and see Space Mountain, Tron and the Contemporary Resort.

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@elzey_t Never mind reporters. I just want someone to very respectfully and very publicly ask him to lead everyone in reciting the Lord's Prayer. I'm an atheist and I could do it. I'd bet my life he couldn't.

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@SirBrayden Animation Courtyard, and the door coaster will replace Rock n' Roller Coaster.

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@ShieldsTravelAd Thank you! It was my only Disney Cruise booking this year so that made it a pretty special one for me. Love playing the Walt Disney Theatre! Enjoy the rest of your trip!

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@vegastarr He’s clearly standing a few inches in front of him though.

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@KevinSparrow8 I remember when it was Magic Journeys!

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@ButtercupPB @TCJaalin I’m on the Disney Dream and a song from Anastasia is included in the new Walt Disney Theatre show.

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@sw_holocron They should all be from Andor.

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@RobMakeItCount @j_t_starwars The prequels were more divisive at the time than anything Disney has produced! I even remember us all hating Yoda when TESB came out because he looked like a muppet and talked like Fozzie Bear!