John Linde

Writer of stories, maker of memes, and player of video games.

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WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?! - When Luke Skywalker Finds Out the REAL Truth on Je... https://t.co/4wZIwiatFf via @YouTube

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@awk_ashleigh Ashleigh..... I'm REALLY curious right now.....
What would it take to get you to watch the Star Wars Holiday Special (which is on YouTube) from 1978, as a Reaction video?
I'm asking now, because both Hallowbeans is coming up, AND the SWHS aired just one time between Nov and Dec

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@RepDeanPhillips @SpeakerJohnson Do you consider criticism of the Israeli government to be "Anti-Semitism", or no?
I have no problem with Jewish people as a whole, but the Israeli government is guilty of war crimes. So where do you stand on that opinion?

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Cat Rescues Dog https://t.co/HkGY1lvDdK via @YouTube

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@WWESheamus You've got a great sense of humour! Much love, man!

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@MarkHamill Mark, you're a good dude, so please pass on to Warwick this website: https://t.co/0wYL4jIr1v I was widowed back in 2006, and this site helped me when I was going through it. I recommend it to everyone starting down this road that no one wants to walk.

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What is happening? Me! I'm happening! I'm a happening kinda guy, bitch!

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@WWEBigE As much as I'd love to see you back in the ring, I'd much prefer to see you stay healthy and make occasional appearances. Glad to hear you are not in pain. I have severe spinal issues, so I know what it's like. Take care of yourself, man! Nothing but love for you!

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I don’t care what else happens at #WrestleMania this weekend, #ronkillings won a championship at #WrestleMania so I am happy!!!

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This is likely the funniest thing I'll see all year!

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@beats_cliff @TeamYouTube @theknoxhill @Renmakesmusic @NoLifeShaq @MoistCr1TiKaL @harrymack @MrBeast @elonmusk @TeamYouTube Get off this man's case! And what do you have against invalids anyway?! I'm disabled and take great offense to this!

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@ThatKevinSmith I wrote about Clerks III, hope you can find time to read it. Loved the movie, but you did me dirty.
https://t.co/TNXohJaXOm

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@the_ironsheik Fuck him yourself, you coward! ;)

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@BeauTFC Do they know that the mask is actually William Shatner/Captain Kirk unpainted?

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@BeauTFC GOOD!

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@MosesIngram I know this is kinda late, but I wanted to tell you that I felt you did an incredible job in the Kenobi series. While I did figure out your character's motivations early on, I think you were amazing in that show. I hope to see you do that character again! #RevaLives

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As a registered Independent, only Donald Fucking Trump could make me vote Democrat right now the line come November. What the ever-loving fuck!