John M Lenard

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Most of what I tweet is nonsense.

they/them

[John M Lenard @JohnMLTX]

Where the hell is OKC Energy FC in this list, though?

Y'all already have one of the best brands in USL, don't fuck it up with change for the sake of change, because the new ownership believes the old brand is tarnished.

If that's yr thinking, sports is not for you. Be better.

[OKC for Soccer @OKCforSoccer]

🚨NAME THE TEAM! TOP 5🚨

Here they are - the TOP 5 contenders for the name of OKC’s future pro men’s team.

We want to know what you think!

Take the survey to pick YOUR favorite names. https://t.co/MnIHG6gTRD

[John M Lenard @JohnMLTX]

@ChimeHelps having issues receiving a payment from my friend's chime account, and phone support acted like this was a brand new error they'd never seen before - and then hung up on me

[John M Lenard @JohnMLTX]

i love MASL bullshit so much

if only the @gosidekicks still offered tickets for less than I pay for FC Dallas :/

[Pablo Iglesias Maurer @MLSist]

Meanwhile in the MASL, which remains the most wildly entertaining thing in American soccer, dudes are just going full malice in the palace. At the center of it all is Stefan Mijatovic. I remember Stef from the 1st-ever TST, where he was banned for punching Noah Beck in the face.

[Pablo Iglesias Maurer @MLSist]

Meanwhile in the MASL, which remains the most wildly entertaining thing in American soccer, dudes are just going full malice in the palace. At the center of it all is Stefan Mijatovic. I remember Stef from the 1st-ever TST, where he was banned for punching Noah Beck in the face.

[John M Lenard @JohnMLTX]

@theredwatchlr i knew that would come back at me, well played <3

[3rd Degree @3rdDegreeNet]

Denton Diablos move to USL-2 https://t.co/h4voIzcLA8

[John M Lenard @JohnMLTX]

Well, well, well. @lrrangers and @theredwatchlr get the hell ready because there's only room for one red and black team in this conference :D

[Denton Diablos FC⭐️ @DentonDiablos]

For immediate release:

https://t.co/HS9235o9Oj

TLDR; we’re moving up to @USLLeagueTwo

[JPH @jessyjph]

Anyone who actually cares about women’s football knows that Banda’s rise to success over the past five years has been one of the coolest stories in the game. She is one of the most breathtakingly exciting footballers you can watch and deserves every bit of praise she gets

[Kim McCauley @kimischilling]

As trans people have been telling you for 5 years or so, the trans panic is not just about trans people. We're just the entry point to a fascist ideology that allows them to police c!$ women's bodies too.

[HIDEKI NAGANUMA｜CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS @Hideki_Naganuma]

Donald Trump is not my kind of guy.

[AC Sparta Prague @ACSparta_EN]

𝑩𝒐𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈... ✈️🎟️

#acsparta | #UEL

[John M Lenard @JohnMLTX]

Beverly Hills incident was iconic Cheekface history

[america's local band cheekface @cheekfaceREAL]

no literally! let me rush! let me sing it sharp! let my pedalboard go out in front of 700 people so AJ has to lead a singalong of Weezer's "Beverly Hills" for 5 minutes while i struggle to fix it! it's fine!!!!

[3rd Degree @3rdDegreeNet]

🤔

[Matthew Doyle @MattDoyle76]

The great thing about watching this Inter Miami game is you get to watch the greatest d-mid of his generation take the field in the twilight of his career.

I am, of course, talking about Dax McCarty.

[Cavalry FC @CPLCavalryFC]

𝐖𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐂𝐔𝐏 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒!! 🏆

#CPLFinal #CavsFC #CavalryFC #RideWithUs

[Cautiously Optimistic USA Fan @sadfcdfans]

Go Baby Burn

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

i know i've been heavy with the political takes lately, so for now i'll just leave you with this: all of us, no matter where we stand politically, have to accept that once-daily jardiance was really swell and that ultimately, it was the little pill with the big story to tell

[Cautiously Optimistic USA Fan @sadfcdfans]

Get ready to learn Frisco, Texas buddy