John Masse

'The best thing to happen to TV since the television.'

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If the State Of The Union Address had a "no applause" policy, the entire speech would have been 6 minutes long. #SOTU #holdtheapplause #wow

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Hug a veteran today. And if the veteran gives you a weird look like "who are you?" back away slowly and mouth "thank you for your service."

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#50shadesofgrey trailer is trending, but even better is the "ONE SHADE OF WHITE" that will be performing at the Hartford Funny Bone! #2weeks

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2 weeks from today, come watch me do stand up comedy (or lack thereof) at The Hartford Funny Bone! #EastCoastDebut #Awesomeness

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I don't know who this LeBron James guy is, but with all this buzz about him, he must be a very good soccer player! #FIFA #Lebron #TeamUSA

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Can't believe I JUST lost my bracket! I had Wofford winning it all! Duke loss was a given, but Wofford? #BilliondollarBracket #Downthetubes

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St. Paddy's Day is awesome and I love it!...except for the "environmentalists" who try to steal our thunder. #GoingGreeen #StPaddysDay

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Nothing is more beautiful than hearing birds chirping early in the morning...unless you're inside an airport terminal. #Denverinternational

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My big money bet on "every score will be a safety" is already looking strong! #superbowl

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I just saw an ad for movie about LEGOS, which is the sign I've been waiting for to FINALLY pitch my awesome movie idea about Lincoln Logs!

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Go Yankees! (already getting ready for next season)

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Wait, there's a baseball game on tonight?! I just wish that when I checked Twitter or Facebook someone would have told me. #NOTintheknow

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No better way to start the football season than Ryan Seacrest getting boo'd by the entire stadium. #football #poundsign #legooo

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Wowzers! Thought I blacked out and woke up in Mexico. #NFLenespanol #flashbackfromunivision #playoffs #churros

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Does anyone know when the election is? And more importantly, why hasn't anyone mentioned it on social media?

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I guess #JoeBiden and #PaulRyan are good friends. "My friend," "This friend of mine," "My good friend here," #VPDebate #BFF #HeyFriend!

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AMAZING pics from the fireworks show in San Diego tonight! http://t.co/K8fxZuiv #BigBayPooof

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Even when Debbie is tropical, she's still considered a depression. #DebbieDowner #TropicalDepressionDebbie

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And they say I look like Jackie Chan. Go figure. @JonJonAye

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#Tupac's Hologram is set to release 6 new, "previously recorded" unreleased albums over the next 10 years. #2pac #pluglife @HologramTupac