John De Souza Mattos

Hmmmm. What to put here? Guess the best thing to say is - if you want to know, just ask :-)

[John De Souza Mattos @JohnMattos]

Train is 3rd short, no air con, absolutely packed to the brim. Mans not hot 😂

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@Dominos_UK Storrington Dominos!!! Shouting you out!!! Absolutely smashed it with my order. The dough is totally spot on 👌👌👌. You guys always deliver the best 🙏🙏

[John De Souza Mattos @JohnMattos]

Just realised that Flava Flave was in the Eric B & Rakim video for "I ain't no joke". Why did I no know this?

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https://t.co/ly99RPqORq

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Day 2 of not drinking anymore after the last 4 days of antics and I'm playing catch up. Day 5 & 6 today 😂

[John De Souza Mattos @JohnMattos]

When you're contemplating your life choices over the last 4 days and you realise, some of your chest hair is really long 😂

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Seriously @SouthernRailUK get a ticket inspector on the 1705 from Victoria to Bognor Regis and get in the 1st class areas. What's the point in paying for this service when it actually doesn't matter. Sort it out!

[John De Souza Mattos @JohnMattos]

Seriously @SouthernRailUK. Get a grip on the first class situation. Otherwise what's the point of paying

[John De Souza Mattos @JohnMattos]

Hi @SouthernRailUK. On the 0725 from Pulborough to Victoria sitting in 1st class with a paid ticket. Ticket inspector has walked through 3 times and not checked tickets and yet the first class has people who haven't paid 1st class. Is that not aiding and abetting fare dodging?

[John De Souza Mattos @JohnMattos]

Check out this new release from my godson and his band https://t.co/dfcsSClwF7

[John De Souza Mattos @JohnMattos]

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I've had to purchase a 4th humidor. This one is 300 ct so this takes my count up to around 1000. Please support me at this difficult time 😂

[John De Souza Mattos @JohnMattos]

Wolfbox G900 Tripro FTW!!
@chubnut1 @the_110_beast

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@BiancaMoretti77 X

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[New Scientist @newscientist]

Thirteen proteins in your blood could reveal the age of your brain, raising hopes that a blood test could one day help people track their brain health. https://t.co/28QwO4QBgn

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@BiancaMoretti77 Hi x

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@joleeloveberlin Oh my God!!! You in those glasses 😍😍😍😍😍

[South Downs National Park @sdnpa]

75 years on from the creation of the UK's first #NationalParks, the #SouthDowns is celebrating by helping 75 schools create new havens for wildlife.

Schools across the National Park and surrounding areas will be able to apply for grants of up to £1,000!

📷 Robert Maynard

[John De Souza Mattos @JohnMattos]

Gyles Brandreth on Sunday Brunch is fucking brilliant 😂. Always liked him, but today reminds me why. And they put him next to Bri Tiesi...who I never heard of before....