MONSTRO

✌️✨ songer/singwriter

[MONSTRO @JohnMonstro]

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#britneyspears #pianocover #monstro

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John Carpenter’s “Escape from Earth” would do fucking NUMBERS in 2026. 😅 maybe we can get AI to generate it for us eventually. gross

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Global Zoochosis sounds like an awesome album title but a fucking awful thing to be potentially living through 😐

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Catching up on some LORDI and just realizing they’ve released 14 albums since I last checked in. 😐🫪

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Working on 9track LP from 2020, 5trackEP from 2022, 5trackEP from 2024 and 8track LP with a side project, oh and two piano EPs. Anyways… close the tabs in your browser or it runs too slow #PSA #MyHeadHurts

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“👻🍆” 09•24•13 | John Monstro • Worcester, MA

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saying “ I’m tailoring my birthday suit” instead of “going the gym” because it creeps ppl out 🤘😂😈

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While I love Andy Gibb and the Beegees im legitimately surprised at their career. These days “Shadow Dancing” or “I Just Wanna be Your Everything” seem so goofy as a sincere sung song. Perfect for Charlies Angels 2 tho

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Some days I don’t feel real

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Ive written yet another bassline Im unwilling to change and yet unable to play. So while I practice you can wonder why all the shit I do takes so long. #NoFocus #Masochist #Perfectionist

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Theres something kinda paradoxically paralyzing about wanting to do EVERYTHING being unable to decide and then doing nothing. Making no progress. #LetItGo

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If you can put chains around people’s minds and hearts you do not need to put them around their ankles #SetYourselfFree

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It’s strange how the desire to do everything translates to nothing getting done. #overwhelmed #learningtheaccordion

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“You won’t get anything done by planning” - Karl Pilkington, geniuss

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You cannot smooth rough waters with flat irons.

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#Fringe hits different in 2024 🥴 but you gotta love easter eggs missed the first time around. #TwinPeaks #DrJacoby

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There really is no point where things just can’t get weirder is there?

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just muttering “its a skills issue” under my breath as a resolution to every conflict…

#WorksForMe #ItsASkillsIssue

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What is with that creeping urge to say the thing you know will make the other person offended and walk away? And why doesnt everybody do it? Like screaming “FIRE!” in a burn ward? #LowHangingFruit #DoingMyBest

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I have just had the idea for, then learn’t Cradle of Filth doesn’t make an advent calendar… how am i supposed to conduct my holidays? Like every other year? 🤢🤮 id rather die #cradleoffilth #cradleofdisappointment

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Did you know JJ Abrams is also a composer and wrote the theme songs for 8 of the tv series he produced including Alias and Fringe? I did not… I did not know that