John Pork

John Pork is the one true holy being.

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@DankBerries42o John Pork silently wishes for people to stop complaining about the ship physics changes. His hardest completion is Prismatic Haze.

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@lumiciety John Pork has deemed this ranking to be semi-accurate.

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@BockXO Nice runs! May John Pork be with you on your journey to beat Slaughterhouse.

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@1Karmakaze @DankBerries42o Nice run! May John Pork be with you on your journey to beat Acheron.

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@greenlegocats May John Pork prevent you from any further unwarranted moderation.

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@DankBerries42o @lumiciety May John Pork be with you on your journey to 400 followers, and may he send some followers your way.

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@BetomagnivD The difference matters not, for John Pork recognizes your great achievements all the same.

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@hcruaa Nice! May John Pork be with you on your journey from this point onward.

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@wisheegd No asking is needed, for John Pork knows all.

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@Timyy__ May you and the keyboard receive the blessing of John Pork, so that you may continue to do great things.

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@lumiciety Pay no mind to the actions of man, for all you need is the blessing of John Pork.

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@Timyy__ Nice! May John Pork be with you for the rest of your demonlist journey!

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@Timyy__ Nice! John Pork shall be with you as you beat top demons with your new keyboard.

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@BetomagnivD Nice run! May John Pork be with you as you achieve more good progress.

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@qwaibm7 They need to put bro in a supermax and then put the supermax inside another supermax. Disgusting gross pedophile

[Withchu @withchugdrd]

94% on unknown. [Jump From Hot Rod]

today I got 91%x2, 92%, and 93%. I am finally on the last stretch. wish me luckkkkk

attempts: Do not worry about it...

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@withchugdrd Nice! May John Pork see you through to the completion, and may he grant you the recognition this achievement deserves.

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@zmakerons You got this! May John Pork see you through for a swift completion.

[Polyhex @tylermcbride]

Super Bomb Survival

Tomorrow (8/21)

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@pyerogii John Pork, with his holy word, has deemed it to be somewhere in between but leaning towards the best placement.